Ridley Scott: Nothing Is Ever His Fault, Only the "Millennians"

 

Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 

Quine Roseman, Edge Lord Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower" (What the Fuck Is a Chicagofornian?)

 

"Judge" Bruce Schroeder: Passed the Bar, Failed the Country

 

Larry David vs. Waldo: Blending in with the Crowd Isn't the Flex You Think It Is

 

John Cleese: a Free Speech Warrior Who Can't Talk Because He's Licking J.K. Rowling's Boots

 

The Necromancer from Diablo II vs. Diamond from Diamond & Silk: No Rest for the Wicked

 

Jerry Sandusky: When He Needs Every Staff Member Available, He Says, "All Hands on Dick, I Mean, Deck!"

 

Eric Clapton, Who Doesn't Look "Wonderful Tonight" or Any Other Night For That Matter

 

Glitch McConnell, I Mean, Moscow Mitch, I Mean, Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle, I Mean...Fuck It!

 

James Woods: Million Dollar (Cry) Baby

 

Lou Dweebs, I Mean, Lou Dobbs: Honorary ICE Agent

 

It's about damn time I brought back the garish color humiliation. Rest in Piss, Lou Dweebs.

Brett Markoff, Father of the Year from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

The Undertaker: the Whole Reason the OK Boomer Meme Exists

 

Axle Whiterock, Patriarch of the Titular Cult "The Accusers"

 

Dennis Prager

 

Bad Wolves vs. Elitist Culture

 

The lyrics in the bottom frame are from the song "Sacred Kiss" and it's from the Bad Wolves album Dear Monsters. Bye-bye, Tommy Vext. Come on in, DL.

Vince McMahon

 

Tara Mooknee vs. Brad Upton

 

Mickey Atkins vs. Bill Maher