Nate Silver vs. Donald Trump a.k.a. the REAL King of Wishful Thinking, Not Go West

 

Leopold from "Kate & Leopold" vs. Eric Bischoff: Farmer's Bounty Tastes Better

 

Ed from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy vs. Chuck Schumer a.k.a. the Reason Corporate Centrism Is Dogshit

 

Bart Simpson vs. Ghislaine Maxwell: If She Looks Like a Monster, It's Because She Is One

 

Heather Ryan (Jeopardy) X Rey Skywalker (Star Wars): Glasses Are Pretty Fucking Cool, Actually

 

The Chemical Brothers vs. Angry Cops: "It Doesn't Matter..."

 

Jimmy Fallon Has a Very Special Guest Tonight...

 

Clare Easdown vs. Marcus DiPaola: The World Is Crazy Enough as It Is

 

Sania Mirza: Game, Set, Match

 

Shayna Baszler vs. J. Edgar Hoover: Untapped Potential

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Rest in Peace, George Tiller, For the Only Thing You Killed Was Conservatives' Fragile Egos

 

Mike Sempervive from F4WOnline vs. Drake Wuertz from Parts Unknown...and Let's Keep it That Way

 

Foreign Man in a Foreign Land: It's Not Leftist Infighting If He Was Never a Leftist

 

Suris vs. Katie Hopkins: Hot Crowd

 

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 

Kamala Harris vs. Alex Jones: "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" Is Better Than Plummeting Hard to the Bottom

 

Theory of a Deadman vs. Tessa Blanchard: Repurposing Misogynist Lyrics to Make Them Anti-Racist

 

Divinyls X Halestorm: "When I Touch Myself, I Get Off" (Rest in Peace, Chrissy Amphlett)

 

Simone Biles: Gold Medal Magnet and Humble Pie Waitress