Commander Orpheus Rinehart, Far-Right Mercenary from "Savage Beatings" and "Beautiful Monster"

 

Noella Klarke, Conformist Commander from "The Meat Squadron"

 

Meat Squadron Soldier from "The Meat Squadron" (DUH!)

 

Marigold DiAngelo, Because You Can't Have "Emilio & Marigold" Without Her

 

Luigi DiAngelo, Marigold's Grandfather from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Llewellyn Xavier, Elven Queen from "Savage Beatings" and "Beautiful Monster"

 

Divinyls X Halestorm: "When I Touch Myself, I Get Off" (Rest in Peace, Chrissy Amphlett)

 

Giuseppe DiVito, Antonia's Assistant Cook from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Fox Mulder from The X-Files vs. Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings: Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound

 

Emilio, One Half of the Iconic Duo "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Chef Nash, Giant Antagonist from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Antonia DiAngelo, Grumpy Grandma from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Old school Garrison's Library fans will remember me submitting "Emilio & Marigold" to Hollow Hills and getting it published in "Raining Cats & Dogs" in 2020. Hollow Hills have since closed their doors for good. Now Emilio & Marigold will be part of an anthology of fantasy novelettes called Lysergic Fairytales, which I'll do myself.

Blackjack Randall from Outlander vs. Kyle Royce from TikTok: Guess Who's Winning Based On Their Filmography

 

Code Miko vs. Milton from Wayne's World 2 (Rest in Peace, Chris Farley)

 

Zune Koga's Cursed Monster Form

 

Zune Koga, Megan's Barbaric Love Interest from "Beauty and the Barbarian"

 

Shawnita Gilmour, Pet Project for the Titular "Accusers"

 

Razor Ripley, James Gaines's Advisor from "Rainbow Ranch"

 

Ozzie the Wise, Dementia-Stricken Wizard from "Rainbow Ranch"

 

Megan Storm, Lovesick Waitress from "Beauty and the Barbarian"