Cat R. Scott vs. Garrison's Autism, a Common Opponent These Days

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Yvette the Maid Is Here to Bring You Sex Positivity

 

Hadag Nahash X Sigmund Freud: Unwanted, But Necessary Relationship Advice

 

Billy Idol vs. the Drama Queen: And the Daytime Emmy For Best Actress Goes to...

 

Zena & Poppy: Where'd You Go? I Miss You So, Seems Like It's Been Forever Since You've Been Gone...

 

Franceska Wheatstone, Benjaman's Non-MPDG Love Interest from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Blackjack Randall from Outlander vs. Kyle Royce from TikTok: Guess Who's Winning Based On Their Filmography

 

"I CAN'T MOVE ON! I CAN'T MOVE ON!"

 

Bill Sessions: a "Winner" Who Didn't Use Drugs, But Probably Other Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

 

Perry Saturn vs. Dr. Dre

 

Code Miko vs. Milton from Wayne's World 2 (Rest in Peace, Chris Farley)

 

Zune Koga, Megan's Barbaric Love Interest from "Beauty and the Barbarian"

 

Megan Storm, Lovesick Waitress from "Beauty and the Barbarian"

 

Unwanted Relationship Advice, Pt. 2

 

Unwanted Relationship Advice, Pt. 1 (Happy Valentine's Day!)

 

Sweet Anita X Hole: Gold Dust Woman

 

The lyrics are from the Fleetwood Mac song "Gold Dust Woman", which was covered by Hole for the soundtrack to The Crow: City of Angels.

Leila Lewis vs. Jillian Michaels (I'll probably get flagged for this)

 

Alexa Bliss

 

Lucy Butler (Millennium) X Xavier (Chandler & Co): The Kidnappers in Question

 

Lucy loves to break the spirits of young men and Xavier is a cokehead who has no future. They're perfect for each other! AWW! By the way, the lyrics are from "The One You Love" by Glenn Frey.