Royce White: If the Klan Hood Fits, Wear It

 

Brie Bella: Married Bryan Danielson, But Transphobia Is Her One True Love

 

Jaida Parker: Another Dumbass TERF Worthy of Ridicule

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

Ashlee Evans-Smith: She Beat Fallon Fox and She's Somehow Still Bitching About Unfairness

 

John Cleese: a Free Speech Warrior Who Can't Talk Because He's Licking J.K. Rowling's Boots

 

Blackjack Randall from Outlander vs. Kyle Royce from TikTok: Guess Who's Winning Based On Their Filmography

 

James Acaster vs. Graham Linehan: The Loser Gets TERF Island

 

Noel Plum: a "Logical" Atheist Who Says Illogical Shit About Trans People

 

I'm really digging the side-by-side view I've been using lately, not just for M.I.A., but also Noel Plum. It gives me more room to write captions.

Galatea & Acis vs. Nick Fuentes: Male Feminists Don't Seem So Bad After All, Do They?

 

"Male feminists just want to get laid!" So do incels and groypers. Nick Fuentes fans will go to some...extreme measures to achieve their goals. You know damn well what I mean.

Sabine Hossenfelder: a Member of the "Intellectual Dark Web" Who Isn't that Bright

 

Debra Soh: a "Free Thinker" with No Brain to Think with

 

Why do these people call themselves the Intellectual Dark Web when the actual dark web is a place where you can buy child porn and hire hitmen? They may want to rethink their, "Leave kids alone!" catchphrase if they insist on dying on this hill.

Vaush vs. J.K. Rowling

 

Tipster vs. Ana Kasparian

 

Yes, I know I accidentally made Tipster look black. Sorry about that. Making Ana Kasparian look like a vampire was not a mistake, though.

Arielle Scarcella

 

Chest Milk

(In the style of “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred)

 

VERSE 1

He’s a right-wing billionaire

And he just doesn’t care

If he stinks up your air

He’s a red-pilled alpha male

Who never goes to jail

SA victims were failed

And he deadnamed his own daughter

And led her to the slaughter

While his mistress broke her water

 

CHORUS

He’s a model and he wants his bottle

But not whiskey or beer, just some chest milk

He wants some chest milk

He wants some chest milk, yeah

He’s sad because I didn’t call it breast milk

 

VERSE 2

He’s a funny, funny guy

Who wants to make them cry

When they’re bored, he asks, “Why, oh, why?!”

And he drives a cyber truck

And he don’t give a fuck

‘Cause he’s gotten by on luck

 

CHORUS

He’s a model and he wants his bottle

But not whiskey or beer, just some chest milk

He wants some chest milk

He wants some chest milk, yeah

He’s sad because I didn’t call it breast milk

 

VERSE 3

And he outlawed the word cis

And his fans gave him a kiss

On the organ that goes “piss”

 

CHORUS

He’s a model and he wants his bottle

But not whiskey or beer, just some chest milk

He wants some chest milk

He wants some chest milk, yeah

He’s sad because I didn’t call it breast milk

 

VERSE 4

And he bought the birdie app

And it’s a piece of crap

‘Cause it’s for slurs and faps

He, he bought the birdie app

A rage-a-holic trap

For those about to snap

Swipe left, not worth a single tap

T.U.R.D.

VERSE 1

Beneath the surface, trans folks are just like you and me

All they want is to be happy, all they want is to be free

They don’t need you to tell them where they can pee

Or comparing their plights to a mental disability

Who cares about the symbols on a disposable pad?

Is that really all it takes to make you fucking mad?

Who cares if they want to participate in sports?

Is that really all it takes for you to shit in your shorts?

CHORUS

Transgender Undermining Rightwing Demagogue

Put that on a T-shirt, put that in your angry blog

Put that on your MAGA hat just below the words

You ain’t no fucking TERF, you’re just a TURD

VERSE 2

Nobody on the right side of this country’s history

Would ever want to put a transsexual through misery

Never mind the fact they get murdered every day

By the same people who like to say, “That’s so gay!”

CHORUS

Transgender Undermining Rightwing Demagogue

Put that on a T-shirt, put that in your angry blog

Put that on your MAGA hat just below the words

You ain’t no fucking TERF, you’re just a TURD

VERSE 3

We’re all human beings who were born equal

None of us are born with the intentions of evil

Somebody teaches you to hate ordinary people

Whether in your own home or under the steeple

I have a kitty daughter, you know what she hates?

Loud noises from fireworks, end of list, checkmate

If a little fuzzy feline is more loving than you

You should reevaluate what’s red, white, and blue

CHORUS

Transgender Undermining Rightwing Demagogue

Put that on a T-shirt, put that in your angry blog

Put that on your MAGA hat just below the words

You ain’t no fucking TERF, you’re just a TURD