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"Sein Language" by Jerry Seinfeld

BOOK TITLE: Sein Language

AUTHOR: Jerry Seinfeld

YEAR: 1993

GENRE: Nonfiction

SUBGENRE: Comedy Routines

GRADE: Pass

It doesn’t seem to matter what the topic is, because Jerry Seinfeld has a keen ability to find some humor out of everyday life. He notices things that ordinary people wouldn’t be able to. Anything can seem silly when seen through Jerry’s eyes. A shower radio? Just what he needs: something to dance to on a slippery surface with a glass door. Handicapped parking? Must be complicated at a place like The Special Olympics. Public speaking being more terrifying than death? You’d rather be in the casket than giving in a eulogy. It’s this analytical style that made Jerry Seinfeld a successful comedian throughout the years, enough of a success to have his own 90’s sitcom, in fact. The best part about these jokes is that they’re ageless. You won’t have angry groups barking down your neck for reading this book, unlike now when Jerry makes jokes about swiping by friends on your cell phone like a “gay French king”. Even with anachronistic jokes about channel surfing and landline phones, the comedy in this book never goes out of style. It’s fun for all generations and all walks of life. Sure, the suicide joke past the hundred page mark might be a little too intense, but you’ll make it through. I promise you will. A passing grade will go to this wonderful piece of comedy!