Mike Johnson: Speaker of the (Nut) House

 

Jesse Young: Another Right-Wing Loser from Washington State

 

Rick Kuss: Some Hyperlocal Politics for You Washingtonians Out There

 

Linda McMahon: the Raw Sewage in the McMahon Family Gene Pool

 

George W. Bush: a War Criminal Who's Somehow Not as Bad as Trump

 

Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune vs. Former Vice President Dick Cheney (Rest in Piss, War Criminal)

 

Vickie Guerrero vs. Eric Trump: Cougars Have Claws and That Doesn't Even Scratch the Surface (BA-DUM, TSS!)

 

Ted Cruz Will Lose

 

Glitch McConnell, I Mean, Moscow Mitch, I Mean, Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle, I Mean...Fuck It!

 

Rob Schneider: a Conservative Comedian Who's About as Funny as a Heart Attack

 

Barron Trump, Who Has an Interesting First Name Considering How His Father Is Governing

 

Glenn Jacobs, formerly known as Kane in WWE, currently known as the scourge of Knox County

 

Karoline Leavitt Has Some Thoughts (LOL) About Voter's Rights

 

Greg Abbott: Governor of Texass (That's Not a Typo)

 

Ronda Santis, I Mean, Ron DeSatan, I Mean, Ron DeSantis!

 

Matt Gaetz, Respecter of (17-Year-Old) Women

 

And by the way, she's not a 17-year-old "woman". She's a child! Matt Gaetz fucked a CHILD!

Mike McGlone vs. The Epstein Files

 

Last Man Standing? Not Anymore!

 

Imagine the shit fit MAGA would throw if Joe Biden got this show axed, yet they're perfectly fine with Donald Trump getting Stephen Colbert axed and Jimmy Kimmel suspended. Tim Allen is a hack, plain and simple.

Funky Frog Bait (they/them) vs. Brett Cooper (doesn't have pronouns, because she's special)

 

Herman Cain: Inaugural Recipient of the Herman Cain Award