Paige Layle from TikTok vs. Adam Carolla from The Man Show: Dodging Accountability Like Alimony Payments

 

Jayar Jackson: The Left Still Has an Anti-Youth Problem

 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. Alex Stein: Since When Is Sexual Abuse Considered Free Speech?

 

Parkrose Permaculture vs. Richard Spencer: German-on-German Crime

 

Tom Powell, Jr. vs. Aaron Pendergraph: Court Battle of the Ages

 

If Aaron Pendergraph threatens to sue you, just ignore him. He's all sizzle and no steak, all icing and no cake. Actually, he did have a cake, but he used cocaine instead of baking flour, so I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

Leanne Silverwood, Shawnita's Classmate from "The Accusers"

 

Mac Lethal (Pass the Ammo) vs. Laura Loomer (Pass the Gas)

 

Funky Frog Bait (they/them) vs. Brett Cooper (doesn't have pronouns, because she's special)

 

r/SquaredCircle vs. The Whole F'n Show

 

Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) vs. Lacey Sturm (Flyleaf)

 

Kristina Maione vs. Kaitlin Bennett

 

Jeff Foxworthy: "You might be transgender if..."

 

I got this idea from a community post on Conure's YouTube channel. If you like left-wing streamers and you don't want to thumb your nose at them just because video essays exist, you might want to check Conure out. They use any and all pronouns. They're making it so easy for you, it's impossible to mess up, yet conservatives will still find a reason to be pissed off like a bunch of babies.

Greta Thunberg vs. Donald Trump, Jr.

 

Eating a bacon cheeseburger in support of Tony Weed: wow, that'll show 'em, Junior!

I Love You, John Oliver, It's Nothing Personal

 

John Oliver is hilarious as fuck, but there's a reason his fans call Last Week Tonight the most depressing comedy show of all time.

Willow Heath vs. Nick Adams

 

Vaush vs. J.K. Rowling

 

Tipster vs. Ana Kasparian

 

Yes, I know I accidentally made Tipster look black. Sorry about that. Making Ana Kasparian look like a vampire was not a mistake, though.

The Queer Kiwi vs. Isaac Butterfield

 

Tara Mooknee vs. Brad Upton

 

Some Ordinary Gamers

 

Fun fact: he gets his tissues at CostCo because they sell them in bulk.