You’re selling the
people an ice-cold product
Expensive as hell,
yet everybody’s got it
You sold them a
future lived on borrowed time
How the hell is
your scam not considered a crime?
VERSE 1
Buy a bullet to the head, get two for free
Buy a one-way ticket to a prison colony
Buy insurance for a life that’ll flatline quick
In return we’ll make a hate-boner out of your dick
Kill your enemies for you, the ones you never met
We’re running a dead-pool, come place your bets
The winner gets a jackpot and becomes a billionaire
Yeah right, my guy, what are you smoking there?
CHORUS
You’re selling the people an ice-cold product
Expensive as hell, yet everybody’s got it
You sold them a future lived on borrowed time
How the hell is your scam not considered a crime?
VERSE 2
Come one and all, line up at the altar
Drink the blood of Christ while the preacher man hollers
Come back to my office, we’ll watch some Lady Ballers
Daddy has needs, one of them is booty-callers
Age is just a number, so is my bank account
How much to shut you up? Throw out any amount
Agree without question and I’ll get your ass to heaven
Call Jesus a liar and you’ll burn in the fire
CHORUS
You’re selling the people an ice-cold product
Expensive as hell, yet everybody’s got it
You sold them a future lived on borrowed time
How the hell is your scam not considered a crime?
VERSE 3
No refunds for the circus of fools
No comeuppance for the wealthiest ghouls
I guess you really do get what you pay for
Because boot polish is an after-dinner flavor
You sold your soul for a seat at the table
It’s a baby’s highchair, pop a squat if you’re able
Infantilized, victimized, no fucking surprise
Even for the perfect people with blond hair, blue eyes
OUTRO
How did you see it going any other way?
I thought the world’s end was heavily delayed
You sped things up because two dudes got laid
Was it worth the tariffs you swore you’d never pay?
