Cammy White: Make Love, Not War

 

Hot take: it's okay to sexualize fictional characters, because they won't get traumatized and go to therapy. Real people, on the other hand, are off limits.

Quine Roseman, Edge Lord Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower" (What the Fuck Is a Chicagofornian?)

 

Paiten Markoff, Justice-Hungry Teenager from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Commander Orpheus Rinehart, Far-Right Mercenary from "Savage Beatings" and "Beautiful Monster"

 

Ophelia Cornell: Legendary Serial Killer from "Dungeon of Love"

 

Olimpia DeJesus, World-Class Wrestler and Murder Suspect from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Noella Klarke, Conformist Commander from "The Meat Squadron"

 

Meat Squadron Soldier from "The Meat Squadron" (DUH!)

 

Marigold DiAngelo, Because You Can't Have "Emilio & Marigold" Without Her

 

Marcus Brock, Dirty Detective from "Virtuous"

 

Marcelis Galvani, Religious Scammer from "Jumping for Jesus"

 

Jayden McCameron, Gamer and Funko Pop Collector from "Virtuous"

 

Hughy Casey, Petty Argument Bystander from "Happy Fun Land"

 

Emilio, One Half of the Iconic Duo "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Dianna Dionne, MMA Referee for Bergstrom vs. Moss in "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 

Chef Nash, Giant Antagonist from "Emilio & Marigold"

 

Christopher Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

Candice Moss, Tillee's MMA Opponent from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 

Tillee Bergstrom is a striker who wants to keep the fight on the feet. Candice Moss is a wrestler who wants to drag her to the ground and either submit her or punch her senseless. Let's get it on!

Caleb Rosales, Carpenter and Concerned Neighbor from "Virtuous"