Roswell Bennett: the Ultra-Strict Master Judge in "Jumping For Jesus"

 

Matt Hughes: Jesus Didn't Tap! And Greg Abbott Never Ran Away from a Fight!

 

Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Jesus Fucking Christ! No Really, He's Here! He's Risen! And He's Not Happy!

 

Lorraine Longo, Paiten's Sexual Harasser from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: the Healthiest Couple On Planet Earth

 

Ben Stein: Clear Eyes Is Awesome, Conservatism Is Not

 

Roy Moore Should Be No More

 

This one's obviously more serious than the others I've drawn. Darker, too.

Vivek Ramaswamy: Jesus Loves Him, Everyone Else Thinks He's an Asshole, Even His Own Party

 

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

R.E.M. vs. Russell Brand: Losing My Religion

 

James Acaster vs. Graham Linehan: The Loser Gets TERF Island

 

Lyle Shelton: Irony Personified

 

Seth Morrison from Skillet, a "Nonconforming" Christian Rock Band with Brainwashed Members

 

Michael & Debi Pearl: Child Beaters Extraordinaire

 

Korey Cooper from Skillet

 

Justin Cordle from We As Human

 

Julie Gebhards, President of the Reads with Rachel Fan Club

 

Jen Ledger from Skillet