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Thursday, January 1, 2026

Bleecker Bob clerk from Seinfeld vs. Samantha Fulnecky

 


BLEECKER BOB: I’ll give you five bucks.

 

KRAMER AND NEWMAN: Five bucks?!

 

NEWMAN: You know how much that essay is worth?

 

BLEECKER BOB: I do. Five dollars.

 

NEWMAN: That essay is worth more than five dollars!

 

KRAMER: He’s gypping us!

 

NEWMAN: You’re gypping us!

 

BLEECKER BOB: Well, what do you got here, she used the Bible as a credible source, didn’t even site the scriptures in it, and she can’t write worth a damn, now come on!

 

KRAMER: Hey, hey, hey, Samantha Fulnecky has a cult following.

 

NEWMAN: They follow her everywhere like a cult.

 

KRAMER: She can’t even walk down the street in Oklahoma.

 

BLEECKER BOB: Well, that’s her problem. If you don’t like it, too bad.

 

KRAMER: I don’t like it.

 

NEWMAN: I don’t like it.

 

BLEECKER BOB: Well, then get the hell out of my store. You bring me some good writing, and I’ll give you some money.

 

KRAMER: Alright, we’ll be back, Jack.

 

NEWMAN: Alright, we’ll be back, Jack!