Tori the Alpha Female: Take Your Red Pills and Shove Them Up Your Asses Like Suppositories

 

Skillset Puts the MAGA in Magazine! HOO-RAH! MAN SHIT!

 

Lorena Bobbitt vs. Cornell University: You Put a Knife in Our Backs, We'll Put a Knife Somewhere Else on Your Body

 

Bret "The Hitman" Hart: Never Pulls Punches Except When He's Wrestling

 

Robert Pantelli (Terminator 2) vs. Oliver North (NRA): Unlikely Opponents, But Opponents No Less, Because I'm the Matchmaker, Damn It

 

Enter the Dragon! Again! And Again! And Again! Keep Entering It and Never Stop!

 

Lindsey Doe (Sexplanations) vs. Tucker Carlson (Fox News): Truly a Piece of Cake