Christophe Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

Candice Moss, Tillee's MMA Opponent from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 

Tillee Bergstrom is a striker who wants to keep the fight on the feet. Candice Moss is a wrestler who wants to drag her to the ground and either submit her or punch her senseless. Let's get it on!

Billy Corgan vs. Father James Mitchell: Are You High?

 

Getting kicked off The CW has caused Mr. Corgan some...Melancholy and Infinite Sadness.

Meryl Streep vs. Chael Sonnen: What Is Art?

 

Sarah McBride vs. Nancy Mace: Another Transphobe for the Barbecue Pit

 

Makynlee Cova: Glass Ceiling Destroyer

 

If Nate Diaz can flex his biceps while he has a dude in a triangle choke, Makynlee Cova can pose while she's choking her own opponent. Girls and women don't have to be proper and pretty all the time. Men and boys can be vulnerable and soft. Fuck gender roles.