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Saturday, May 30, 2026

Foreign Man in a Foreign Land: It's Not Leftist Infighting If He Was Never a Leftist

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:25 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Bahamas, Bread Tube, Canada, Clara Sorrenti, Drug Czar, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Fraud, Homophobia, Keffals, Live Streamer, Money, Privilege, Ransford James, Scale, Trust Fund, Video Essayist, War on Drugs, YouTube

Suris vs. Katie Hopkins: Hot Crowd

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:11 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Anime, Bread Tube, Cat Girl, Conservative, England, Far-Right, Katie Hopkins, Left-Wing, Live Streamer, Right-Wing, Suris, United Kingdom, V-Tuber, YouTuber

Friday, May 29, 2026

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:40 PM No comments:
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Labels: Affordable Care Act, America, Barack Obama, Basketball, Black Guy, Cartoon, Comedy, Democrat, Donald Trump, Drawing, Jeffrey Epstein, Liberal, Melania Trump, Obamacare, Politician, President, Racism, Satire, Senator, Tea Party

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Kamala Harris vs. Alex Jones: "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" Is Better Than Plummeting Hard to the Bottom

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:08 AM No comments:
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Labels: Alex Jones, America, Anger, Black Woman, California, Con Artist, Conspiracy Theorist, Far-Right, Indian Woman, Info Wars, Kamala Harris, Lawsuit, Lawyer, Rage, Slut Shaming, Texas, The Onion, Vice President, White Guy, YouTube

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Margaret Dabbs: No Beef, Just For Fun

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 6:10 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beautician, Beautiful, British, Business, England, Foot Fetish, Foot Massage, Infomercial, Intensive Hydrating Foot Lotion, Knight, Lady, Margaret Dabbs, QVC, Skin Care, Subliminal Messaging, Suggestive, Television, United Kingdom

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Tim Walz: Governator of Minnesota

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:39 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alex Pretti, Border Wall, Democrat, Department of Homeland Security, Donald Trump, Governor, Ice, Immigration, Kamal Harris, Key to the City, Minnesota, Murder, Operation Metro Surge, Renee Good, Teacher, Tim Walz, Vice President

Eric Clapton, Who Doesn't Look "Wonderful Tonight" or Any Other Night For That Matter

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:41 PM No comments:
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Labels: Antivax, Baby Boomer, Bigot, Brexit, Cartoon, Classic Rock, Comedy, Conservative, Cream, England, Eric Clapton, Guitarist, Old Man, Racist, Reform Party, Right-Wing, Rock n' Roll, Satire, UKIP, United Kingdom
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