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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Lori Chavez-DeRemer: Rated R for Republican

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:37 PM No comments:
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Labels: Adultery, Alcoholism, American, Cartoon, Catholic, Cheating, Conservative, Department of Labor, Latina, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, Love Affair, MAGA, Mexican, Politician, Politics, Republican, Resignation, Right-Wing, Satire, Sexual Harassment

Judge Jeanine Pirro: Her Media Literacy Skills Are Sharper Than RFK's Heroin Needle

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:44 PM No comments:
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Labels: Conservative, Cop, Cop Drama, Courtroom, David Aceveda, Death Penalty, Detective, Donald Trump, Fox News, FX, Jeanine Pirro, Judge, Law Enforcement, MAGA, Media Literacy, Prosecutor, Republican, Right-Wing, The Shield, Vic Mackey

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:51 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bigot, Christian, Commentator, Conservative, Dana Loesch, Donald Trump, Evangelical, God, Guns, Jesus Christ, MAGA, Microphone, National Rifle Association, Pistol, Racist, Religion, Republican, Right-Wing, Second Amendment

Monday, April 20, 2026

Christophe Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:14 PM No comments:
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Labels: 5150, AK-47, Bigotry, Black Guy, Character, Christophe Charlton, Medication, Modern Drama, My Favorite Magazine, Novelette, Oppression, Patient, Prisoner, Psych Ward, Racism, Short Story, Side Character, Tacky Tuesday

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:51 PM No comments:
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Labels: Brainwashing, Catey Zolot, Character, Child, Christian, Church, Gaslighting, Illness, Indoctrination, Jesus Christ, Jumping For Jesus, Miracles, Novelette, Prayer, Religion, Short Story, Tacky Tuesday, Victim Blaming, White Dress

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Candice Moss, Tillee's MMA Opponent from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 


Tillee Bergstrom is a striker who wants to keep the fight on the feet. Candice Moss is a wrestler who wants to drag her to the ground and either submit her or punch her senseless. Let's get it on!

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:33 PM No comments:
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Labels: Amateur Wrestling, Antagonist, Athlete, Cage Fighter, Candice Moss, Character, Featherweight, Grappler, Mixed-Martial Arts, MMA, Modern Drama, Novelette, Short Story, Sports, Tacky Tuesday, Take a Shot Shoot Your Shot, Warrior

Billy Corgan vs. Father James Mitchell: Are You High?

 


Getting kicked off The CW has caused Mr. Corgan some...Melancholy and Infinite Sadness.

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Labels: Alternative Rock, Billy Corgan, Cable TV, Cocaine, Conservative, Crack, Drugs, Father James Mitchell, MAGA, Musician, National Wrestling Alliance, NWA, Republican, Right-Wing, Samhain, Strippers, The CW, The Smashing Pumpkins, Wrestling
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