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Sunday, March 8, 2026

Mary Shelley: Matriarch of Science Fiction (Happy International Women's Day!)

 


I know I accidentally made her look like J.K. Rowling, but trust me, that's Mary Shelley. History owes her a debt of gratitude. Everyone else owes J.K. Rowling a middle finger.

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Labels: Author, Books, Carrie Fisher, Classic, Creative Writing, Fantasy, Feminism, Fiction, Frankenstein, Glass Ceiling, Gothic, Horror, International Women's Day, Literature, Mary Shelley, Princess Leia, Science Fiction, Star Wars

Ronda Santis, I Mean, Ron DeSatan, I Mean, Ron DeSantis!

 


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Labels: Anti-Woke, Book Banning, Censorship, Charlie Kirk, Christian, Conservative, Donald Trump, Florida, Freedom of Speech, GOP, Governor, Guns, Hypocrisy, MAGA, MAHA, Republican, RFK Jr., Right-Wing, Ron DeSantis, Second Amendment

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Crossfade vs. The Amazing Yen from Ocean's Eleven

 


All joking aside, it's great to see Crossfade back on the road again. I missed them.

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Labels: Acrobat, America, China, Columbia, Concert, Contortionist, Crime, Crossfade, Ed Sloan, Guitar, Hard Rock, Movie, Nu Metal, Ocean's Eleven, Robbery, So Far Away, South Carolina, The Amazing Yen, Tour, Vocalist

King Nigel Hargreaves, Leader of the anti-Oxford Comma Crusade...and a Guy Who Needs a Social Life

 


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Labels: Adventure, Army, Cloak, Crown, Crusade, English, Hoity-Toity, King, Knights, Leader, Medieval, Nigel Hargreaves, Nobility, Oxford Comma, Paladin, Quest, Royalty, Ruler, Tea, War

Friday, March 6, 2026

Lyle Shelton: Irony Personified

 


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Labels: Armageddon, Australia, Bible Thumping, Bigotry, Christian, Conservative, Drag Queens, Family First, Hatred, Heaven, Hell, Homophobia, Jesus Christ, Lyle Shelton, Microphone, Politician, Prejudice, Religion, Right-Wing, Transphobia

Charley Moo vs. Jim Jefferies: Fighting Fatphobia One Edge-Lord at a Time

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 6:33 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, ASMR, Australia, Bigotry, Body Positivity, Cat Ears, Charley Moo, Comedian, Comedy Central, Concern Trolling, Edge Lord, Fatphobia, French Maid, Hatred, Jim Jefferies, Only Fans, Prejudice, YouTube

Matt Gaetz, Respecter of (17-Year-Old) Women

 


And by the way, she's not a 17-year-old "woman". She's a child! Matt Gaetz fucked a CHILD!

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Labels: Child Abuse, Conservative, Creep, Disgusting, Donald Trump, Florida, Freak, GOP, Gross, MAGA, Matt Gaetz, Pedophile, Rape, Republican, Sexual Assault
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