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Thursday, July 9, 2026

Butch Coolidge from Pulp Fiction vs. The Quartering: Happy Belated Pride Month!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:54 PM No comments:
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Labels: Actor, Anti-Woke, Boxer, Bruce Willis, Butch Coolidge, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Crime Drama, Gay, Homophobic, LGBTQ, Miramax, Movie, Pride Month, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino, Satire, The Quartering, YouTube

Calcobrena from Final Fantasy IV vs. Garrison's Autism (a Common Opponent These Days)

 


If anybody has a problem with my shirt, I can always take it off...slowly...with "Pump Up the Volume" playing in the background. Get your dollar bills ready and make that shit rain.

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:44 AM No comments:
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Labels: Autism, Calcobrena, Cartoon, Comedy, Creepy, Doll, Drawing, Final Fantasy IV, Garrison Haines-Temons, Neurodivergent, Oxford Comma, Role-Playing Game, RPG, Satire, Scary, Social Awkwardness, Square Enix, Super Nintendo, Videogame

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Jerry Seinfeld: Living Proof That Not All Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:50 PM No comments:
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Labels: Baby Boomer, Bigotry, Cancel Culture, Caricature, Cartoon, Coasting, Comedian, Comedy, Edge Lord, Free Speech Warrior, Israel, Jerry Seinfeld, Jewish, New York, Satire, Sitcom, Standup, Tuxedo, Twitter, Zionist

Dr. Larry Nassar: His Medical License Was Suspended, But His Prison Sentence Was Not

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:14 PM No comments:
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Labels: Caricature, Cartoon, Child Abuse, Comedy, Creep, Criminal, Dark Humor, Doctor, Freak, Larry Nassar, Olympics, Pedophile, Pervert, Prisoner, Rapist, Satire, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, Sports Medicine, Weirdo

Chelsea Green from WWE vs. Your Average Twitter Psycho, Who Is Not a Real Leftist, But a LARPer

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 3:30 PM No comments:
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Labels: Canadian, Cancel Culture, Chelsea Green, Comedy, Cyberbullying, Democrat, Fake Outrage, Insanity, Leftist, Liberal, Murder, Satire, Swimsuit, Threats, Troll, Twitter, Unhinged, Women's Champion, Wrestler, WWE

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Bart Simpson vs. Ghislaine Maxwell: If She Looks Like a Monster, It's Because She Is One

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:07 PM No comments:
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Labels: 20th Century Fox, America, Bart Simpson, Cartoon, Child Abuse, Dark Humor, Disney, Epstein Files, France, Ghislaine Maxwell, Gracie Films, Jeffrey Epstein, Lolita Express, Matt Groening, Pedophile, Sexual Violence, The Simpsons

Hunter Griggs from Suicide Squad X the New York Street Vendor from The Simpsons: Because Dark Humor Never Goes Out of Style

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:42 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cartoon, Comedy, Dark Humor, DC Comics, Drawing, Harley Quinn, Hunter Griggs, Ike Barinholtz, Khlav Kalash, Movie, Prison Guard, Satire, Sitcom, Street Vendor, Suicide Squad, The Simpsons New York City, Tube Feeding, Warner Brothers
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