Garrison's Library
Thursday, June 18, 2026
Sam I Am: Would You Eat Green Eggs Off His Nuts? Would You Eat Them Off His Putz?
Labels:
American Revolution,
Benedict Arnold,
Billionaires,
Cartoon,
Children's Book,
Comedy,
Donald Trump,
Dr. Seuss,
England,
Green Eggs and Ham,
Groceries,
Inflation,
MAGA,
Millionaires,
Poor,
Rich,
Sam I Am,
Satire,
Sellout,
Traitor
Josh Hokit: the Delightful Douche at UFC White House Who Let Michelle Obama Live Rent Free in His Head
Labels:
American,
Athlete,
Bigot,
Cage Fighter,
Conservative,
Dana White,
Donald Trump,
Joe Rogan,
Josh Hokit,
MAGA,
Mexican,
Michelle Obama,
Racism,
Republican,
Right-Wing,
Stupid,
TKO,
Transphobia,
UFC,
White House
Cesar Chavez: Right Message, Wrong Messenger (Rest in Piss, You Pervert)
Labels:
Anti-Capitalist,
Betrayal,
Catholic,
Cesar Chavez,
Cheating,
Creep,
Cult Leader,
Farmers,
Ides of March,
Immigration,
Infidelity,
Julius Caesar,
Latino,
Left-Wing,
Marcus Brutus,
Molester,
Pervert,
Rapist,
Stabbing,
Worker's Rights
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
You Can't #SayHerName If Nobody Remembers What the Fuck It Is (Rest in Piss, Cracker)
Labels:
Ashli Babbitt,
Cartoon,
Comedy,
Conservative,
Criminal,
Dark Humor,
Dead,
Donald Trump,
Hillbilly,
Insurrectionist,
January 6th,
Loser,
MAGA,
Military,
Nazi,
Republican,
Right-Wing,
Rioter,
Satire,
Violent
Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"
Labels:
America,
Blazer,
Canada,
Guitarist,
Hard Rock,
Love,
Mashup,
Matt Walst,
Michael Bolton,
Microphone,
Mix Up,
My Darkest Days,
Porn Star Dancing,
Romance,
Singer,
Smut,
Soft Rock,
Soul Provider,
Stripper,
Time Love and Tenderness
Monday, June 15, 2026
The Hodge Twits, I Mean, The Hodge Twins: Of Course Their Names Are Keith and Kevin, DUH!
Labels:
Bigotry,
Black Guys,
Brothers,
Comedians,
Conservative,
Conservative Twins,
Donald Trump,
Grifters,
Hodge Twins,
Homophobia,
Keith Hodge,
Kevin Hodge,
MAGA,
Military,
Republican,
Right-Wing,
Slavery,
Transphobia,
Unfunny,
YouTube
Marina Shafir: The Heart and Soles of AEW
Labels:
AEW,
American,
Barefoot,
Beautiful,
Cage Fighting,
Death Riders,
Feet,
Heel,
Jon Moxley,
Marina Shafir,
Mixed-Martial Arts,
MMA,
Moldovan,
Roderick Strong,
Ruined Childhood,
This Little Piggy,
Villainess,
Wheeler Yuta,
Wrestling
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