Lori Chavez-DeRemer: Rated R for Republican

 

Judge Jeanine Pirro: Her Media Literacy Skills Are Sharper Than RFK's Heroin Needle

 

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 

Christophe Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

Candice Moss, Tillee's MMA Opponent from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 

Tillee Bergstrom is a striker who wants to keep the fight on the feet. Candice Moss is a wrestler who wants to drag her to the ground and either submit her or punch her senseless. Let's get it on!

Billy Corgan vs. Father James Mitchell: Are You High?

 

Getting kicked off The CW has caused Mr. Corgan some...Melancholy and Infinite Sadness.