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Thursday, August 20, 2026

Giorgia Meloni: Because the Italian Government Has No Jurisdiction Over American Crimes

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:37 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bigot, Caricature, Cartoon, Censorship, Comedy, Conservative, Defamation, Dictator, Far-Right, Fascist, Free Speech, Giorgia Meloni, Humor, Italy, Lawsuit, Politician, Prime Minister, Right-Wing, Satire, Tyrant

Garrison Kelly's Rules of Engagement: They're Completely Reasonable, I Swear!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:41 PM No comments:
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Labels: Argument, Bulletproof Vest, Cartoon, Civil Discourse, Comedy, Debate, Garrison Haines-Temons, Garrison Kelly, Guns, Humor, Ice, Kaitlin Bennett, Nine Millimeter, Panda Hat, Pillsbury Doughboy, Pistol, Politics, Satire, Shock Gloves

Johnny Young Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine, Which Tastes Like Shit

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:38 PM No comments:
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Labels: Arrest, Bigotry, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Criminal, Humor, Incel, Johnny Young, Misogynist, Pepper Spray, Prisoner, Role Reversal, Satire, Sexist, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, Subversion, TikTok, Women

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Jaida Parker: Another Dumbass TERF Worthy of Ridicule

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:44 PM No comments:
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Labels: Athlete, Black Woman, Booker T, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Garrison Kelly, Humor, Jaida Parker, NXT, Right-Wing, Riley Gaines, Satire, Sophie Cunningham, TERF, TKO, Transgender, Transphobia, Wrestler, WWE

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Jon Moxley Is Done Talking and Internet Trolls Should Be Too

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:53 PM No comments:
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Labels: AEW, All-Elite Wrestling, Blackpool Combat Club, Brawler, Cartoon, Cowards, Dean Ambrose, Death Match, Death Riders, Jon Moxley, Leather Jacket, New Japan, Ohio, Renee Paquette, Satire, The Shield, Trolls, William Regal, Wrestler, WWE

A Hairdresser vs. Garrison's Autism: You Can't Spell Hairdresser without the Letters HR

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:24 PM No comments:
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Labels: Autism, Boring, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Debra Winter, Garrison Kelly, Haircut, Hairdresser, Human Resources, Humor, Keegan Day, Mitch McLeod, Neurodivergent, Novella, Occupy Wrestling, Satire, Small Talk, Urban Fantasy, Wrestling

Andrew Dice Clay: a Tool Answering a Jeopardy Question About Other Tools

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:39 PM No comments:
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Labels: #MeToo, Alex Trebek, Andrew Dice Clay, Bigotry, Caricature, Cartoon, Cigarette, Comedian, Comedy, Family Feud, Game Show, Homophobia, Humor, Jeopardy, Ken Jennings, Leather Jacket, Racism, Richard Dawson, Satire, Sexism
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