Alex De Large from A Clockwork Orange vs. iilluminaughtii

 

The lyrics in the top panel are a paraphrase of "Love Is Blue", definitely not the Paul Mauriat version. Imagine if Alex listened to that instead of Beethoven while he was being tortured.

Anette Olzon vs. Garrison's Autism

 

I didn't actually go to a Q&A hosted by Anette Olzon, but I do rack up a lot of chuckles by refusing to speak.

Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying

 

Radiohead vs. Danny Masterson

 

The Radiohead lyrics are from the song "Creep". Danny Masterson would absolutely take those lyrics literally.

Zoltan Bathory from Five Finger Death Punch

 

The D-X Band vs. Roger Goodell (Rest in Peace, Chris Warren)

 

Living in a Box vs. Your Average Guru Gossiper (Rest in Peace, Richard Darbyshire)