Bryan Danielson (AEW) vs. Nick Khan (President of WWE)

 

"Attorney General" Pam Bondage, I Mean, Pam Bondi

 

If she insists on being Donald Trump's love slave, then I'm going to treat her like one.

Joey Styles vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

 

Your winner by KTFO: "Stocky Balboa" Joey Styles!

Bron Breakker X Trish Stratus

 

I think you guys already know, but I'm going to say it anyways: this cartoon is poking fun at Vince McMahon, not Trish Stratus.

Val Venis: Former WWE Wrestler, Current Right-Wing Nutjob

 

"Filthy" Tom Lawlor vs. Nick Aldis

 

Maynard from Pulp Fiction vs. Todd Akin (Rest in Piss, Teabagger!)