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Thursday, February 19, 2026

"Attorney General" Pam Bondage, I Mean, Pam Bondi

 


If she insists on being Donald Trump's love slave, then I'm going to treat her like one.

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:33 AM No comments:
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Labels: Attorney General, Ball Gag, BDSM, Burn Book, Choker, Conservative, Donald Trump, Epstein Files, GOP, House Judiciary Committee, Love Slave, MAGA, Mean Girl, Pam Bondi, Regina George, Republican, Right-Wing

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Joey Styles vs. John Bradshaw Layfield

 


Your winner by KTFO: "Stocky Balboa" Joey Styles!

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Announcer, Bradshaw, Bullying, Business, Cowboy, ECW, Harassment, JBL, Joey Styles, John Layfield, Knockout, Millionaire, New York, Punch, Republican, Smackdown, Texas, Wrestler, WWE

Bron Breakker X Trish Stratus

 


I think you guys already know, but I'm going to say it anyways: this cartoon is poking fun at Vince McMahon, not Trish Stratus.

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Labels: Attitude Era, Barking, Bron Breakker, Diva, Dogs, Hall of Fame, Humiliation, Monday Night Raw, Pervert, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, The Vision, TKO, Trish Stratus, Vince McMahon, Wrestling, WWE

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Val Venis: Former WWE Wrestler, Current Right-Wing Nutjob

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:44 PM No comments:
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Labels: AEW, Attitude Era, Conservative, Crash Holly, Donald Trump, Hello Ladies, Homophobia, Jobber, Libertarian, MAGA, Misogynist, Nyla Rose, Right-Wing, Sean Morley, Test, Transphobia, Val Venis, Wrestling, WWE

Monday, February 16, 2026

"Filthy" Tom Lawlor vs. Nick Aldis

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bryan Alvarez, Cartoon, Creative Writing, Dave Meltzer, Dirt Sheet, Figure 4 Weekly, Filthy Tom Lawlor. MMA, General Manager, Humor, Journalism, Nick Aldis, Pundit, Road Dogg, Smackdown, Wrestling, Wrestling Observer, WWE, YouTube

Maynard from Pulp Fiction vs. Todd Akin (Rest in Piss, Teabagger!)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:36 PM No comments:
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Labels: Anti-Abortion, Christianity, Conservative, GOP, Maynard, Pawn Shop, Politician, Pregnancy, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino, Republican, Right-Wing, Serial Killer, Sexual Abuse, Shotgun, Tea Party, Todd Akin, Victim

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Jenna Moreci vs. Franklin Graham: a 2018 Fantasy Novel vs. a Jesus Christ Fan Fiction

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:53 PM No comments:
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Labels: Author, Billy Graham, Christianity, Conservative, Dark Fantasy, Donald Trump, Fiction, Franklin Graham, GOP, Homophobia, Jenna Moreci, MAGA, Preacher, Religion, Romantasy, The Bible, The Savior's Champion, Toxic Masculinity, YouTube
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