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Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Waiting for the Worms to Come...

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:16 AM No comments:
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Labels: Book Banning, Cartoon, Censorship, Classic Rock, Fascism, Gerald Scarfe, Marching Hammers, Mockery, Moms For Liberty, Nobody Home, Oppression, Pink Floyd the Wall, Rock Opera, Roger Waters, Satire, Waiting for the Worms

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

There's No Low TKO Won't Sink to When it Comes to Corporate Sponsorships

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:14 PM No comments:
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Labels: Bray Wyatt, Cartoon, Chad Gable, CM Punk, Comedy, Corporation, Drew McIntyre, Humor, Intercontinental Championship, LA Knight, Mockery, Mountain Dew Pitch Black, Mug Root Beer, Satire, Sponsorship, TKO, Trojan Condoms, Wrestling, WWE

We Now Have a Positive ID of the Record Label Exec Who Ended Hoku's Career:

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 8:47 PM No comments:
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Labels: Blackball, Cartoon, Comedy, Corporate, Creep, Demon, Executive, Hoku, Horror, Humor, Hypersexualized, Misogynist, Mockery, Monster, Pop Music, Predator, Record Label, Satire, Scary, Sexist

Sorry About Your Damn Workforce!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 7:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: Abortion, Baby, Birth Control, Cartoon, Child, Comedy, Daughter, Elon Musk, Feminism, Fetus, Humor, Kid, Mother, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, Satire, Science Fiction, Son, Supreme Court, Woman

Monday, October 12, 2026

Tadd Underhill: Prankster Friend from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:07 PM No comments:
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Labels: Amanda Nunes, Best Friend, Black Comedy, Douchebag, Fiction, Flirtation, Jokester, MMA, Modern Drama, Novelette, Prankster, Q&A, Short Story, Side Character, Tacky Tuesday, Tadd Underhill, Take a Shot Shoot Your Shot, Vik Decker

Solomen Monacelli: Argumentative Boyfriend from "Happy Fun Land"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:09 PM No comments:
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Labels: Alcohol, Apartment, Arguing, Bar, Bartender, Black Comedy, Boyfriend, Fiction, Fighting, Happy Fun Land, Modern Drama, Novelette, Psychological Thriller, Romance, Roommate, Short Story, Side Character, Solomen Monacelli, Tacky Tuesday

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Silvester Callus: Ultimate Muscle Freak Babyface from "Seven Star Reads"


 

Posted by Garrison Kelly at 7:11 PM No comments:
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Labels: Babyface, Black Comedy, Bodybuilder, Crime Drama, Fiction, Giant, Journalist, Murder, Novelette, Rival, Satire, Seven Star Reads, Short Story, Side Character, Silvester Callus, Tacky Tuesday, Valenceo Styler, Wolf Powers, Wrestler
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