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Sunday, October 18, 2026

Vik Decker: When He Takes a Shot of Liquor, He Shoots His Shot at a Lesbian MMA Fighter

 


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Labels: Black Comedy, Depression, Divorced, Fiction, Flirtation, Give It Away, Intoxicated, Loneliness, Modern Drama, Novelette, Protagonist, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Short Story, Tacky Tuesday, Take a Shot Shoot Your Shot, Vik Decker

Saturday, October 17, 2026

In "Dungeon of Love", a Vote for Tracey Clyde Is a Vote for Shooting Yourself in the Foot

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: Antagonist, Bigot, Character, Cowboy, Creative Writing, Dungeon of Love, Far-Right, Fiction, Modern Drama, Novelette, Politician, Politics, Republican, Short Story, Shotgun, Stetson, Tacky Tuesday, Tracey Clyde, Trench Coat

Tillee Bergstrom, Featherweight MMA Champion from "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:16 PM No comments:
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Labels: Black Comedy, British, Champion, Creative Writing, Featherweight, Fiction, Kickboxer, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Martial Artist, MMA, Modern Drama, Muay Thai, Novelette, Short Story, Side Character, Striker, Tacky Tuesday, Tillee Bergstrom

Well, Shit...I Forgot to Upload This Yesterday! I Must Have Kentucky Fried Brain Again!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 12:14 PM No comments:
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Labels: Artificial Intelligence, Binary Code, Bot, Cartoon, Comedy, Computer, Facebook, Humor, Legacy dot com, Politician, President, Robot, Roger Waters, Russian, Satire, Social Media, Troll, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, War

Friday, October 16, 2026

Private Thurstun Wylson, Robb Sugar's Cellmate in "Marines Love Prison"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:02 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cellmate, Creative Writing, Handcuffs, Marine, Marines Love Prison, Military, Novelette, Orange Jumpsuit, Prisoner, Private, Psychological Drama, Remorse, Short Story, Side Character, Tacky Tuesday, Thurstun Wylson, Voice of Reason

Logan Paul: a WWE Heat Magnet Who Gets Booed for All the Wrong Reasons...and He's Proud of It!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:05 PM No comments:
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Labels: Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Construction Worker, Heel, Indian, Logan Paul, MAGA, Qatar, Racist, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Sexual Assault, Soccer, Villain, World Cup, Wrestler, WWE, YouTube

Brian Alvarez: Be Strong! Be Fit! Be...Anything but a Smug Douchebag Who Fat-Shames His Friends!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:43 AM No comments:
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Labels: Big Dick Johnson, Bowflex, Bowtie, Brian Alvarez, Caricature, Cartoon, Chris DeJoseph, Comedy, Exercise, Fatphobia, Fitness Culture, Infomercial, Mockery, Satire, Smug, Stripper, Thong, Weight Loss, WWE
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