Garrison's Library
Friday, February 6, 2026
Kristina Maione vs. Kaitlin Bennett
Labels:
Abortion,
America,
Assault Rifle,
Canada,
Christianity,
College,
Conservative,
Debater,
Donald Trump,
Homophobia,
Kaitlin Bennett,
Kristina Maione,
Leftist,
LGBT,
Liberty Hangout,
Right-Wing,
Second Amendment,
Tik Tok,
YouTube
Thursday, February 5, 2026
Dean Cain a.k.a. Ironic Superman
Labels:
Actor,
America,
Bootlicker,
Caveman,
Conservative,
Dean Cain,
Donald Trump,
Gestapo,
GOP,
Ice,
Immigrant,
Irony,
MAGA,
Nazi,
Racist,
Republican,
Right-Wing,
Superman
Wednesday, February 4, 2026
The Friars Club
Yes, I know the Friars Club is defunct now, but if they ever get revived, Benny boy would make a hell of a roasting victim. He loves being the victim. It's not second nature to him. It's first!
Labels:
Benjamin Netanyahu,
Comedy,
Criticism,
Famine,
Far-Right,
Friars Club,
Gaza Strip,
Genocide,
Insults,
Israel,
Jewish,
Murder,
New York,
Palestine,
Politician,
Prime Minister,
Roast,
Victimhood,
West Bank,
Zionism
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Pete Hegseth
I know I made Pete Hegseth look like Vince McMahon, but trust me, that's Whiskey Pete. Just look at the way I (accidentally) drew his eyes. He's had a few.
Labels:
Alcoholic,
Beer,
Cabinet,
Conservative,
Donald Trump,
Drunk,
DUI,
GOP,
Hall of Fame,
MAGA,
Military,
Pete Hegseth,
Steve Austin,
Stone Cold,
Stone Cold Stunner,
Texas,
War Hawk,
Wrestler,
WWE
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
Alex De Large from A Clockwork Orange vs. iilluminaughtii
The lyrics in the top panel are a paraphrase of "Love Is Blue", definitely not the Paul Mauriat version. Imagine if Alex listened to that instead of Beethoven while he was being tortured.
Labels:
A Clockwork Orange,
Abuser,
Alex De Large,
Anthony Burgess,
Blair Zon,
Bread Tube,
Crying,
Dystopian,
iilluminaughtii,
Love Is Blue,
Ludovico,
Plagiarist,
Pyramid,
Sad Milk,
Satire,
Stanley Kubrick,
YouTube
Monday, February 2, 2026
Anette Olzon vs. Garrison's Autism
I didn't actually go to a Q&A hosted by Anette Olzon, but I do rack up a lot of chuckles by refusing to speak.
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