Matt Gaetz, Respecter of (17-Year-Old) Women

 

And by the way, she's not a 17-year-old "woman". She's a child! Matt Gaetz fucked a CHILD!

A Fast Food Worker vs. The Young Bucks

 

Game of Chicken: Chicago

 

Plot twist: he's actually from Honolulu. Or Los Angeles. Or he's an expatriate living in Mexico City. Or he has a work visa for Calgary.

Dr. Cushing from Tales from the Hood vs. Kanye West (Rest in Peace, Rosalind Cash)

 

Mac Lethal (Pass the Ammo) vs. Laura Loomer (Pass the Gas)

 

Mike McGlone vs. The Epstein Files

 

Peter Griffin vs. a Kyle Rittenhouse Pistol Polisher (Based on a Real Conversation)