Ken Jennings vs. Mike Richards: Careers in Jeopardy

 

Luke Spencer (Rocked) vs. Ian Watkins (Lostprophets): No Sympathy for the Dead

 

Ian Watkins created and owned child pornography and was imprisoned because of it. He has since been murdered in prison and nothing of value was lost.

Brett Markoff, Father of the Year from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Brandi Regal, Detective from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

If You Don't Know Garrison Kelly, You Will Know Smokey Stevens

 

My theme music would be "Nine Lives" by Aerosmith and my finishing moves would be the Spear for pinfalls or The Stump Puller for submissions.

Galatea & Acis vs. Nick Fuentes: Male Feminists Don't Seem So Bad After All, Do They?

 

"Male feminists just want to get laid!" So do incels and groypers. Nick Fuentes fans will go to some...extreme measures to achieve their goals. You know damn well what I mean.

Perry Saturn vs. Dr. Dre