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Thursday, April 30, 2026

Desilu Thomson, Cooking Professor from "The Accusers"

 


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Labels: Black Woman, Chef, Class, College, Cooking, Desilu Thomson, Education, Fiction, Food, French Fries, Hamburgers, Lysergic Fairytales, Novelette, Professor, Restaurant, School, Side Character, Teacher, University, Urban Fantasy

Chef Nash, Giant Antagonist from "Emilio & Marigold"

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:16 PM No comments:
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Labels: Antagonist, Bullying, Character, Chef Nash, Cook, Demon, Drawing, Emilio & Marigold, Fantasy, Giant, Horns, Jack and the Beanstalk, Kidnapper, Lysergic Fairytales, Monster, Nose Ring, Novelette, Parody, Petnapper, Villain

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Richie Incognito: a Crybully Who Believes That Real Men Don't Cry...Which Means He's Ratting On Himself

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:30 PM No comments:
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Labels: Athlete, Bully, Cartoon, Conservative, Dolphins, Donald Trump, Florida, Football, Football Helmet, Gatorade, Jersey, MAGA, Miami, NFL, Punching Down, Racist, Republican, Richie Incognito, Right-Wing, Sports

Simone Biles: Gold Medal Magnet and Humble Pie Waitress

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:13 PM No comments:
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Labels: America, Anxiety, Athlete, Black Woman, Cartoon, Celebrity, Comedy, Depression, Drawing, Gold Medal, Greatest of All Time, Gymnastics, Leotard, Mental Health, Olympics, PTSD, Satire, Simone Biles, Sports, Superstar

Warner Brothers: 100 Years of Celebrating Every Story, Even the Ones They Tell Themselves to Assuage Their Insecurities

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:10 PM No comments:
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Labels: CEO, Clouds, Comedy, Corporation, David Zaslav, Debt, Discovery, Hollywood, Merger, Monopoly, Movie Logo, Movies, Music, Parody, Sale, Satire, Shield, Television, Warner Brothers, Wiener Breakers

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Rhea Ripley vs. Chris Morgan: When Bagel Boss Makes You Their Bagel Bitch

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:28 PM No comments:
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Labels: Australia, Bagel Boss, Bigot, Black Pill, Chris Morgan, Dominatrix, Incel, Manosphere, Misogynist, Mommy, New York, Red Pill, Rhea Ripley, Sexist, The Judgment Day, Wrestler, WWE, YouTube

Katie Miller: Provider of Workers and Soldiers for Our Capitalist Society

 


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Labels: Bigotry, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Donald Trump, Drawing, Far-Right, Ice, Immigration, Katie Miller, MAGA, Millennial, Mother, Nazi, Racism, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Stephen Miller, Wife
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