Matt Mitrione: His Hate-Boner for Fallon Fox Turned Out to Be a Real One

 

Paiten Markoff, Justice-Hungry Teenager from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Commander Orpheus Rinehart, Far-Right Mercenary from "Savage Beatings" and "Beautiful Monster"

 

Ariel Winter with the Sting Operation of the Century

 

Welcome, Everybody, to Nickelodeon GUTS! And GORE! And VIOLENCE! And BLOOD!

 

This Has Been a Gracie Films Presentation

 

HEY, HEY, HEY! We Got Another Hollywood Reboot!