David Draiman Doesn't Know What Anti-Semitism Is, So Someone Should Explain It to Him...Slowly

 

Andrew Dice Clay: a Tool Answering a Jeopardy Question About Other Tools

 

Josh Hokit: the Delightful Douche at UFC White House Who Let Michelle Obama Live Rent Free in His Head

 

Lars Sullivan: Another Ex-WWE Loser Trying to Get Back in the Spotlight by Saying Stupid Shit Online

 

Jesse Young: Another Right-Wing Loser from Washington State

 

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 

Theory of a Deadman vs. Tessa Blanchard: Repurposing Misogynist Lyrics to Make Them Anti-Racist

 

Carolyn Bryant-Donham: Left Side of the Page, Right Side of the Political Spectrum, Wrong Side of History

 

Ronald Reagan: Dead For Decades, But Reaganomics Are Still Alive, Unfortunately

 

George W. Bush: a War Criminal Who's Somehow Not as Bad as Trump

 

Katie Miller: Provider of Workers and Soldiers for Our Capitalist Society

 

Fred Trump, Sr. vs. Chris Benoit: Contenders for Father of the Year

 

Christopher Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Marco Rubio: "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. Alex Stein: Since When Is Sexual Abuse Considered Free Speech?

 

Ray Charles vs. CJ Pearson: At Least Ray Didn't Choose to Be Blind

 

Shane Gillis: a Brave Free Speech Warrior Who Wets His Pants at Cancel Culture

 

Ken Jennings vs. Mike Richards: Careers in Jeopardy

 

Bad Bunny: the Source of Toilet Paper USA's Trauma

 

Show Me on the Doll...

 

I personally don't listen to Bad Bunny's music or watch football, but I don't need Toilet Paper USA to coddle me like they do with racist assholes.