Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic

 

Randal Graves from Clerks vs. Lindsey Graham, Whose Last Name Should Also Be Graves, Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink (Rest in Piss, Loser)

 

Tiffany Smiley: Ironic Last Name For Someone Who Shouldn't Smile in Defeat

 

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 

Ted Cruz Will Lose

 

Marco Rubio: "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

Brian McGinnis vs. Tim Sheehy: "NOBODY WANTS TO FIGHT FOR ISRAEL!"