Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 

Vinny Verhei from Wrestling Observer Live vs. AJ Styles from WWE: You Can't Please Everybody, So Don't Even Try

 

Hellyeah vs. the Chehalis Middle School Choir, Which I Was a Member of and I Hated Every Second of It

 

Cynical Reviews: Definitely Not a Furry, But It Won't Stop His Fans from Asking

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Theory of a Deadman vs. Tessa Blanchard: Repurposing Misogynist Lyrics to Make Them Anti-Racist

 

Divinyls X Halestorm: "When I Touch Myself, I Get Off" (Rest in Peace, Chrissy Amphlett)

 

The Who X Green Day: "All by Myself with Pictures of Lily"

 

Blanka from Street Fighter II vs. Laura Ingraham from Fox News: A Masterclass in Malicious Compliance

 

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 

Sarah McBride vs. Nancy Mace: Another Transphobe for the Barbecue Pit

 

Marco Rubio: "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

Jane's Addiction X Jane Goodall: She's Addicted to Kindness

 

Ray Charles vs. CJ Pearson: At Least Ray Didn't Choose to Be Blind

 

Rob Schneider: a Conservative Comedian Who's About as Funny as a Heart Attack

 

David Hogg vs. Michelle Malkin: What Is a School Shooting?

 

Shane Gillis: a Brave Free Speech Warrior Who Wets His Pants at Cancel Culture

 

Parkrose Permaculture vs. Richard Spencer: German-on-German Crime

 

Nick Gage vs. Edge: Feud of the Year and a Five-Star Classic

 

Doug Martinez from 311 (I Purposefully Left the "SA" Out of His Name For Obvious Reasons)

 

Purity test this, pretty boys.