Caine Lawson: Who's the Real Menace to Society?

 

Nobody Can Pass a Purity Test, Because We're All Human Beings and Therefore Imperfect

 

Hoku vs. Some Dumbass TikToker Who Thinks It's Okay to Bully Weird Kids

 

What Kind of a Stupid Name for a Right-Wing Movement Is "The Tea Party"?

 

Adam Blampied X Colleen Ballinger: Masters of Apology Videos

 

For the record, I'm not here to debate the validity of Adam Blampied's allegations. But glossing over infidelity just to prove your innocence is not a good way to start an apology video.

Jasmine Crockett vs. Ken Paxton: The Loser Gets Donald Trump

 

Have You Brushed up on Your Algospeak Lately?

 

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson: Did He Make a Dark Joke or a Joke About Dark People?

 

Roasting Trolls in the "Good Old Days" That Weren't So Good

 

En Taro Adun, Professor! My Grades for Aiur! Doom to All Who Threaten My GPA!

 

Ron Simmons vs. The California Raisins: Wrestling Isn't Fake, But AI Slop Is

 

"Cowboy" James Storm vs. Amy Coney Barrett: a Declining Birthrate Doesn't Mean Shit

 

Sophie from Mars: What's More Childish Than BreadTube Infighting?

 

Jacqueline Ma: Teacher of the Year, Pariah Forever

 

Princess Leia vs. Harvey Weinstein & Quentin Tarantino: a Giant Slug Made Her Wear the Bikini

 

Wayne Campbell (Wayne's World 2) vs. Elon Musk (DOGE-Bag): "I Like to Think I Have an Eye for Details"

 

Well, Shit...I Forgot to Upload This Yesterday! I Must Have Kentucky Fried Brain Again!

 

Logan Paul: a WWE Heat Magnet Who Gets Booed for All the Wrong Reasons...and He's Proud of It!

 

Brian Alvarez: Be Strong! Be Fit! Be...Anything but a Smug Douchebag Who Fat-Shames His Friends!

 

Max Caster: Sounds Less Like Immortal Technique and More Like an Alt-Right Troll