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Adrianne Palicki from With/In vs. Michael Falk from The Onion: Just Another Day on the Job

 

Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World 2 vs. John Fetterman a.k.a. the Knife in the Back of Liberal Voters

 

Who's the Real Hard Worker Here: the Actual Worker or the Extortionist?

 

Zohran Mamdani for President! It's the 2020's! Anything Can Happen!

 

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): When You're Bored, Swing a Sword

 

Xanderhal: the Most Mentally Stable BreadTuber of All Time

 

Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

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And the Academy Award for Best PR Team Goes to...

 

Rebecca Watson vs. Christopher Hitchens: New Atheism, Same Conservative Bigotry

 

Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 

Tabitha Speaks Politics vs. Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Could Have Been the Title of an Anti-Abortion Song

 

Chris Kael from Five Finger Death Punch: Telling On Himself Since Day One

 

Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin (WWE): "WHAT?!"

 

Ari Emanuel (TKO) X Jade Pettyjohn (Big Sky): "Just Be a Fan..."

 

Ashlee Evans-Smith: She Beat Fallon Fox and She's Somehow Still Bitching About Unfairness

 

Matt Mitrione: His Hate-Boner for Fallon Fox Turned Out to Be a Real One

 

Ariel Winter with the Sting Operation of the Century