Winona Shockley: Tracey Clyde's Secretary from "Dungeon of Love"

 

The Pink Ranger Is Not Your Girlfriend; She's Your Unhealthy Coping Mechanism

 

I Love You, Sharon Den Adel, But for the Sake of Our Planet, Cool It with the AI Slop

 

New Orleans Prostitute vs. Garrison's Autism: Same Characters, New Dialogue

 

Spooky Lil Ash vs. Walter Weekes (Fresh & Fit): Fatphobia Makes No Fucking Sense, Just Like Any Other Bigotry

 

Keffals: One of My Many YouTube Crushes

 

Cathy Kelley Will Rizz 'em with the 'tism

 

I Don't "Shoot My Shot" Because I Don't Want to Give Women the Ick

 

Cammy White: Make Love, Not War

 

Hot take: it's okay to sexualize fictional characters, because they won't get traumatized and go to therapy. Real people, on the other hand, are off limits.

Extroverted Party Hostess vs. Garrison's Autism: Forever in Search of Common Ground

 

Nyla Rose: the Secret Desire of Transphobic Men Everywhere

 

Cat R. Scott vs. Garrison's Autism, a Common Opponent These Days

 

Ophelia Cornell: Legendary Serial Killer from "Dungeon of Love"

 

Olimpia DeJesus, World-Class Wrestler and Murder Suspect from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Noella Klarke, Conformist Commander from "The Meat Squadron"

 

Tarja Turunen (ex-Nightwish) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): No Beef, Just for Shits and Giggles

 

Marina Shafir: The Heart and Soles of AEW

 

Margaret Dabbs: No Beef, Just For Fun

 

Divinyls X Halestorm: "When I Touch Myself, I Get Off" (Rest in Peace, Chrissy Amphlett)

 

Larck Fontana, Arguing Wife from "Happy Fun Land"