Simon & Garfunkel vs. Erika Kirk: It's the Shooter's Fault...for Being Named Robinson

 

Bad Bunny: the Source of Toilet Paper USA's Trauma

 

Show Me on the Doll...

 

I personally don't listen to Bad Bunny's music or watch football, but I don't need Toilet Paper USA to coddle me like they do with racist assholes.

Game of Chicken: Chicago

 

Plot twist: he's actually from Honolulu. Or Los Angeles. Or he's an expatriate living in Mexico City. Or he has a work visa for Calgary.

Crazy K from Tales from the Hood vs. Charlie Kirk (Rest in Piss)