Suck It

VERSE 1

You want to sue me for defamation

But it’s only legalized retaliation

For using my First Amendment rights

You’re not even American, you took a flight

Judge bangs the gavel!

Let’s start the battle!

Or I can just sit at home

Send you all a written note:

 

CHORUS

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck my dick!

 

VERSE 2

Mr. Landlord, how did you learn karate?

You got a million cancer cells throughout your body

That’s what landlords are: tumors on society

You smoked a thousand ciggies, so you failed at sobriety

Post your eviction notice!

Sick your dog named Otis!

Here’s a month’s rent in a little envelope

Just kidding, it’s only a handwritten note:

 

CHORUS

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck my dick!

 

BRIDGE

Everybody owes a debt to someone

Even if your life has come undone

I wasn’t born with a spoon in my mouth

I live in the north, but my life went south

 

VERSE 3

I pay everything off and you still want more

At the risk of destroying my credit score

At the risk of shopping at the dollar store

At the risk of being an orange suit whore

Your threats are empty!

You got nothing to envy!

You’re a miserable prick who never gets better

Instead of a check, here’s a two-word letter:

 

CHORUS

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck it!

Suck it!

 

BRIDGE

Everybody owes a debt to someone

Even if your life has come undone

I wasn’t born with a spoon in my mouth

I live in the north, but my life went south