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Sunday, June 28, 2026

Aladdin Is the Reason 90's Kids Grew Up Kinky

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:15 PM No comments:
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Labels: 1990's, Agrabah, Aladdin, Ambush, Animation, Arabian Nights, BDSM, Bound and Gagged, Cartoon, Comedy, Disney, Disney World, Disneyland, Duct Tape, Generation Alpha, Jafar, Kinky, Millennials, Moms For Liberty, Satire

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: the Healthiest Couple On Planet Earth

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:43 AM No comments:
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Labels: Blake Shelton, Bound and Gagged, Brainwashing, Christianity, Church, Conformity, Conservative, Country Music, Duct Tape, God, Gwen Stefani, Jesus Christ, MAGA, Marriage, No Doubt, Proselytizing, Republican, Right-Wing, Rural, Ska
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