Tom Powell, Jr. vs. Aaron Pendergraph: Court Battle of the Ages

 

If Aaron Pendergraph threatens to sue you, just ignore him. He's all sizzle and no steak, all icing and no cake. Actually, he did have a cake, but he used cocaine instead of baking flour, so I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) vs. Lacey Sturm (Flyleaf)

 

Bad Wolves vs. Elitist Culture

 

The lyrics in the bottom frame are from the song "Sacred Kiss" and it's from the Bad Wolves album Dear Monsters. Bye-bye, Tommy Vext. Come on in, DL.

Dope vs. The News Cycle

 

The lyrics in the bottom panel are from the Dope song "Debonaire". But yeah, I can't watch political content anymore without losing my fucking mind. Even if I agree with what they're saying, it's still disaster porn. It's bad for my mental health.