Benjaman Cooley, Sad Boy POV Character from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Apolo Dominici, Non-Mediocre Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower"

 

Brutus Rager, Pro-Wrestler Turned Dirt Sheet Journalist from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Shawnita Gilmour, Pet Project for the Titular "Accusers"

 

Megan Storm, Lovesick Waitress from "Beauty and the Barbarian"

 

Lucy the Hammer, Squadron Soldier from "Rainbow Ranch"

 

Daniel Rush, Office Jockey from "Be a Good Duck"

 

Carlena Palmore, Vulgar Cheerleader from "Just Pearly Clutching"

 

Those are lyrics from "Stroke Me" by Mickey Avalon, which samples "The Stroke" by Billy Squier.

Armando Trenton, Bounty Hunter from "Down"

 

Elijah Canterbury a.k.a. Dogmeat

 

A teenaged runaway who can escape a volatile home, but not the dangers of gang life.