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Monday, July 20, 2026

Nate Silver vs. Donald Trump a.k.a. the REAL King of Wishful Thinking, Not Go West

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:22 PM No comments:
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Labels: 2020, America, Conservative, Corporate Centrist, Democrat, Dictator, Donald Trump, Election, Go West, Joe Biden, King of Wishful Thinking, MAGA, Nate Silver, Pop Song, President, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Statistics, USA

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Rest in Peace, George Tiller, For the Only Thing You Killed Was Conservatives' Fragile Egos

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 5:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Abortion, America, Assassination, Baby, Bodily Autonomy, Cartoon, Comedy, Eulogy, Fetus, George Tiller, Lullaby, Monologue, Pro-Choice, Rockabye Baby, Roe v. Wade, Satire, Scott Roeder, This Little Piggy, USA, Women's Rights

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Cletus the Straw Hat Strawman

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 7:56 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beer, Bench, Character, Cletus, Conservative, Hillbilly, Overalls, Redneck, Satire, Southern, Strawman, USA
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