Sophie from Mars: What's More Childish Than BreadTube Infighting?

 

Bush vs. Joey Swoll: a Song Like "Testosterone" Should Absolutely Be Taken at Face Value, Hint, Hint, Nudge, Nudge

 

Dakota Ditcheva vs. Marlin Stutzman: Unfortunately, No, That's Not a Scheduled MMA Fight

 

Cammy White: Make Love, Not War

 

Hot take: it's okay to sexualize fictional characters, because they won't get traumatized and go to therapy. Real people, on the other hand, are off limits.

Heather Ryan (Jeopardy) X Rey Skywalker (Star Wars): Glasses Are Pretty Fucking Cool, Actually

 

Cynical Reviews: Definitely Not a Furry, But It Won't Stop His Fans from Asking

 

The Chemical Brothers vs. Angry Cops: "It Doesn't Matter..."

 

John Cleese: a Free Speech Warrior Who Can't Talk Because He's Licking J.K. Rowling's Boots

 

Sam I Am: Would You Eat Green Eggs Off His Nuts? Would You Eat Them Off His Putz?

 

Suris vs. Katie Hopkins: Hot Crowd

 

Margaret Dabbs: No Beef, Just For Fun

 

Eric Clapton, Who Doesn't Look "Wonderful Tonight" or Any Other Night For That Matter

 

Grechin Cooley, Benjaman's Divorced Mother from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Franceska Wheatstone, Benjaman's Non-MPDG Love Interest from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

R.E.M. vs. Russell Brand: Losing My Religion

 

James Acaster vs. Graham Linehan: The Loser Gets TERF Island

 

Simon Cowell vs. J.G. Wentworth: a Ratings Draw vs. a Blood Draw

 

Noel Plum: a "Logical" Atheist Who Says Illogical Shit About Trans People

 

I'm really digging the side-by-side view I've been using lately, not just for M.I.A., but also Noel Plum. It gives me more room to write captions.

M.I.A.: The Poster Child of Selling Your Soul

 

Galatea & Acis vs. Nick Fuentes: Male Feminists Don't Seem So Bad After All, Do They?

 

"Male feminists just want to get laid!" So do incels and groypers. Nick Fuentes fans will go to some...extreme measures to achieve their goals. You know damn well what I mean.