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Friday, October 16, 2026

Brian Alvarez: Be Strong! Be Fit! Be...Anything but a Smug Douchebag Who Fat-Shames His Friends!

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:43 AM No comments:
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Labels: Big Dick Johnson, Bowflex, Bowtie, Brian Alvarez, Caricature, Cartoon, Chris DeJoseph, Comedy, Exercise, Fatphobia, Fitness Culture, Infomercial, Mockery, Satire, Smug, Stripper, Thong, Weight Loss, WWE

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Margaret Dabbs: No Beef, Just For Fun

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 6:10 PM No comments:
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Labels: Beautician, Beautiful, British, Business, England, Foot Fetish, Foot Massage, Infomercial, Intensive Hydrating Foot Lotion, Knight, Lady, Margaret Dabbs, QVC, Skin Care, Subliminal Messaging, Suggestive, Television, United Kingdom
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