Barney Gumble from The Simpsons vs. Bernie Marcus, the CEO of Home Depot (Rest in Piss, You Lazy Motherfucker!)

 

Coca-Cola: a Valid Use of Food Stamps Even If OTHER POOR PEOPLE Don't Agree

 

John Wayne Gacy: Did You Ever Think You'd See the Day When He Had the Moral High Ground?

 

Matt Hughes: Jesus Didn't Tap! And Greg Abbott Never Ran Away from a Fight!

 

Adrianne Palicki from With/In vs. Michael Falk from The Onion: Just Another Day on the Job

 

Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World 2 vs. John Fetterman a.k.a. the Knife in the Back of Liberal Voters

 

Zohran Mamdani for President! It's the 2020's! Anything Can Happen!

 

Ask Your Doctor if Medical Advice from a Television Commercial Is Right For You

 

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): When You're Bored, Swing a Sword

 

Xanderhal: the Most Mentally Stable BreadTuber of All Time

 

Brendan Schaub: A Failed MMA Fighter Turned Failed Comedian Who Also Fails at Transphobic Humor

 

Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

Ripley Verdugo (The Shield) vs. Todd Blanche (Department of Justice (LOL)): Hey, at Least He's Cooperating!

 

And the Academy Award for Best PR Team Goes to...

 

Rebecca Watson vs. Christopher Hitchens: New Atheism, Same Conservative Bigotry

 

Cybertruck: The Only Vehicle That Will Get You a DUI Even Though You're Sober

 

Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 

Tabitha Speaks Politics vs. Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Could Have Been the Title of an Anti-Abortion Song

 

Chris Kael from Five Finger Death Punch: Telling On Himself Since Day One