Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Ashlee Evans-Smith: She Beat Fallon Fox and She's Somehow Still Bitching About Unfairness

 

The Pinnacle of Human Beauty

 

"Curb Stomp" Kirby Lawler, Axle's Enforcer from "The Accusers"

 

Dr. Cushing from Tales from the Hood vs. Kanye West (Rest in Peace, Rosalind Cash)

 

Clarence Thomas X the Tattooed Racist from "Tales from the Hood" (Rest in Peace, Rick Dean)

 

Dope vs. The News Cycle

 

The lyrics in the bottom panel are from the Dope song "Debonaire". But yeah, I can't watch political content anymore without losing my fucking mind. Even if I agree with what they're saying, it's still disaster porn. It's bad for my mental health.

Jessica Kent vs. J.D. Delay

 

Anthony Fantano vs. Ronnie Radke