Paul Mauriat: In America's Elections, "Love Is Blue" Takes on a Whole New Meaning

 

Robert Pantelli (Terminator 2) vs. Oliver North (NRA): Unlikely Opponents, But Opponents No Less, Because I'm the Matchmaker, Damn It

 

Fascists Don't Like "Cockroaches", So Let's Hear from an Actual Cockroach

 

Max the Tuxedo Kitty and Lucy the Chiweenie: Even Lovebugs Hate Authoritarianism

 

Bill Maher: Bashes Millennials and Gen Z Kids, Dates Them Anyways

 

Marine Humor: Because Serial Killing Is Funny...or So I'm Told...

 

Enes Kanter Freedom: A Bigger Danger to Women Than Transgender People Will Ever Be

 

Jeremy Boreing: Very Fitting Last Name Considering the Content The Daily Wire Puts Out

 

Nate Silver vs. Donald Trump a.k.a. the REAL King of Wishful Thinking, Not Go West

 

Leopold from "Kate & Leopold" vs. Eric Bischoff: Farmer's Bounty Tastes Better

 

Ed from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy vs. Chuck Schumer a.k.a. the Reason Corporate Centrism Is Dogshit

 

Bart Simpson vs. Ghislaine Maxwell: If She Looks Like a Monster, It's Because She Is One

 

Heather Ryan (Jeopardy) X Rey Skywalker (Star Wars): Glasses Are Pretty Fucking Cool, Actually

 

The Chemical Brothers vs. Angry Cops: "It Doesn't Matter..."

 

Jimmy Fallon Has a Very Special Guest Tonight...

 

Clare Easdown vs. Marcus DiPaola: The World Is Crazy Enough as It Is

 

Sania Mirza: Game, Set, Match

 

Shayna Baszler vs. J. Edgar Hoover: Untapped Potential

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Rest in Peace, George Tiller, For the Only Thing You Killed Was Conservatives' Fragile Egos