The Anti-Garrison: He's Like the Antichrist, But For Me, Garrison

 

Every bully and abuser I've ever had is a brainwashed cult member. The Anti-Garrison is their god.

Brett Markoff, Father of the Year from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Arne Lindemann: Abusive Psych Ward Orderly from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Alex De Large from A Clockwork Orange vs. iilluminaughtii

 

The lyrics in the top panel are a paraphrase of "Love Is Blue", definitely not the Paul Mauriat version. Imagine if Alex listened to that instead of Beethoven while he was being tortured.

Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying

 

Rebecca Rogers vs. Her Ex-Husband Avery

 

Bill DeMott f.k.a. Hugh Morris