Quine Roseman, Edge Lord Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower" (What the Fuck Is a Chicagofornian?)

 

Paiten Markoff, Justice-Hungry Teenager from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Ophelia Cornell: Legendary Serial Killer from "Dungeon of Love"

 

Olimpia DeJesus, World-Class Wrestler and Murder Suspect from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Marcus Brock, Dirty Detective from "Virtuous"

 

Marcelis Galvani, Religious Scammer from "Jumping for Jesus"

 

Lyndin Wheatstone, Innkeeper and Wheatstone Patriarch from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Lorraine Longo, Paiten's Sexual Harasser from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Larck Fontana, Arguing Wife from "Happy Fun Land"

 

Kylea Markoff, Paiten's Very Young Mother from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Kesha Rosales, Caleb's Daughter from "Virtuous"

 

Dr. Jody Iron, Principal of Paiten's High School from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Iggie Denver, Chief Prison Guard with a Country Singer Name from "Marines Love Prison"

 

Hughy Casey, Petty Argument Bystander from "Happy Fun Land"

 

Hilaree Duchamp, Robb Sugar's Next Door Neighbor from "Marines Love Prison"

 

Grechin Cooley, Benjaman's Divorced Mother from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Franceska Wheatstone, Benjaman's Non-MPDG Love Interest from "The King Smells Like Formaldehyde"

 

Dianna Dionne, MMA Referee for Bergstrom vs. Moss in "Take a Shot, Shoot Your Shot"

 

Darbie Molina, Olimpia's Rival from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Christopher Charlton, Paiten's Psych Ward Neighbor from "My Favorite Magazine"