Leviticus: If You Don't Eat Raw Shellfish, Your Toilet Will Thank You

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

Pee-Wee Herman (Rest in Peace) vs. Tina Descovich, Founder of Mommies For Lubrication, I Mean, Moms For Liberty

 

When You Call Your Heavy Metal Band Lamb of God, You Can't Complain About Confusing People

 

Marcelis Galvani, Religious Scammer from "Jumping for Jesus"

 

Tarja Turunen (ex-Nightwish) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): No Beef, Just for Shits and Giggles

 

Tim Kennedy: His One Star Didn't Come from the Army; It Came from Dave Meltzer

 

Lorraine Longo, Paiten's Sexual Harasser from "My Favorite Magazine"

 

Yogi Oabs: Be Careful What You Wish For, Because You Just Might Catch It

 

Carolyn Bryant-Donham: Left Side of the Page, Right Side of the Political Spectrum, Wrong Side of History

 

Dana Scully from The X-Files vs. Anita Bryant: The Truth Is Out There...and It's Not Being Told By Transphobes

 

Roy Moore Should Be No More

 

This one's obviously more serious than the others I've drawn. Darker, too.

Vivek Ramaswamy: Jesus Loves Him, Everyone Else Thinks He's an Asshole, Even His Own Party

 

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 

Catey Zolot, Physically Ill Religious Kid from "Jumping For Jesus"

 

Sarah McBride vs. Nancy Mace: Another Transphobe for the Barbecue Pit

 

M.I.A.: The Poster Child of Selling Your Soul

 

Ronda Santis, I Mean, Ron DeSatan, I Mean, Ron DeSantis!

 

Lyle Shelton: Irony Personified

 

Seth Morrison from Skillet, a "Nonconforming" Christian Rock Band with Brainwashed Members