Shaun Morgan from Seether: Your Heart Belongs to Him...and So Do Your Guitar Riffs!

 

Three Days Grace vs. ChatGPT: Who's the Real Machine Around Here?

 

"Killboy" Sara Skinner vs. Tommy Vext: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolves? SWERFs and TERFs, That's Who!

 

Dolly Parton (Rest in Peace) vs. Bridget Ziegler: Moms For Liberty Is an Oxymoronic Name Considering What They Do

 

David Bowie vs. Larry Elder a.k.a. the Guy Who Lost Like a Bitch to Gavin Newsom

 

The Moody Blues vs. Jorge Masvidal: Enjoy Your Humble Pie, Bootlicker

 

Tarja Turunen (ex-Nightwish) vs. Alex Trebek (Jeopardy): No Beef, Just for Shits and Giggles

 

Ray Parker, Jr. vs. Louis C.K.: Who You Gonna Call? My Lawyer!

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Theory of a Deadman vs. Tessa Blanchard: Repurposing Misogynist Lyrics to Make Them Anti-Racist

 

The Who X Green Day: "All by Myself with Pictures of Lily"

 

Billy Joel vs. Megyn Kelly (no relation, thank god)

 

Dana Scully from The X-Files vs. Anita Bryant: The Truth Is Out There...and It's Not Being Told By Transphobes

 

Jane's Addiction X Jane Goodall: She's Addicted to Kindness

 

Ray Charles vs. CJ Pearson: At Least Ray Didn't Choose to Be Blind

 

M.I.A.: The Poster Child of Selling Your Soul

 

Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine) vs. Lacey Sturm (Flyleaf)

 

Anette Olzon vs. Garrison's Autism

 

I didn't actually go to a Q&A hosted by Anette Olzon, but I do rack up a lot of chuckles by refusing to speak.

Living in a Box vs. Your Average Guru Gossiper (Rest in Peace, Richard Darbyshire)

 

Edwin Starr vs. The Gimp, I mean, Your Average ICE Agent