Stephanie McMahon Really Cares About Bad Press

 

Brie Bella: Married Bryan Danielson, But Transphobia Is Her One True Love

 

Jaida Parker: Another Dumbass TERF Worthy of Ridicule

 

Ari Emanuel (TKO) X Jade Pettyjohn (Big Sky): "Just Be a Fan..."

 

The Moody Blues vs. Jorge Masvidal: Enjoy Your Humble Pie, Bootlicker

 

Bray Wyatt (R.I.P.) vs. Shawn Michaels: Schrodinger's Wrestler

 

Josh Hokit: the Delightful Douche at UFC White House Who Let Michelle Obama Live Rent Free in His Head

 

Mark Shapiro: No Relation to Ben, But You'd Be Forgiven If You Thought Otherwise

 

Piper Niven vs. Nicole Arbour: Body Positivity vs. Fatphobia

 

Booker T vs. Triple H

 

The "award-winning announcer" Booker T got buried in 2003 when Triple H not only made a bunch of racist jokes about him, but also beat him decisively at Wrestlemania and got no comeuppance for it. Now it appears the only burying going on is burying the hatchet between the two of them, so that they can join TKO in their quest for milking the fans' wallets for all they're worth with a mediocre product and high ticket prices.

Bryan Danielson (AEW) vs. Nick Khan (President of WWE)

 

Bron Breakker X Trish Stratus

 

I think you guys already know, but I'm going to say it anyways: this cartoon is poking fun at Vince McMahon, not Trish Stratus.

Vince McMahon

 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

 

Andrew "Test" Martin (Rest in Peace)

 

Stephanie McMahon

 

Roman Reigns (WWE) vs. Conor McGregor (UFC)

 

Ridge Holland vs. Triple H

 

Nia Jax

 

Lia Thomas vs. Joe Rogan