DMX: Died Before Elon Musk Rebranded Twitter, Haunts Him From Beyond the Grave

 

Tomi Lahren: Legally Blonde, Willingly Blind

 

5FDP vs. AT&T: That Title Sounded Like Rap Lyrics

 

Three Days Grace vs. ChatGPT: Who's the Real Machine Around Here?

 

Ridley Scott: Nothing Is Ever His Fault, Only the "Millennians"

 

Stealers Wheel vs. Matt Stone: "Stuck in the Middle with You"

 

Butthole Surfers vs. Ray Rice: It's Important to Get Even the Minor Details Right

 

Ken Rogerson: My Introduction to Wife-Hating "Comedy"

 

Vinny Verhei from Wrestling Observer Live vs. AJ Styles from WWE: You Can't Please Everybody, So Don't Even Try

 

Hellyeah vs. the Chehalis Middle School Choir, Which I Was a Member of and I Hated Every Second of It

 

Cynical Reviews: Definitely Not a Furry, But It Won't Stop His Fans from Asking

 

Michael Bolton X My Darkest Days: "Time, Love, and Titty Sex"

 

Theory of a Deadman vs. Tessa Blanchard: Repurposing Misogynist Lyrics to Make Them Anti-Racist

 

Divinyls X Halestorm: "When I Touch Myself, I Get Off" (Rest in Peace, Chrissy Amphlett)

 

The Who X Green Day: "All by Myself with Pictures of Lily"

 

Blanka from Street Fighter II vs. Laura Ingraham from Fox News: A Masterclass in Malicious Compliance

 

Dana Loesch: She Shoots from the Hip...at Unarmed Black People

 

Sarah McBride vs. Nancy Mace: Another Transphobe for the Barbecue Pit

 

Marco Rubio: "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

Jane's Addiction X Jane Goodall: She's Addicted to Kindness