Malicious Compliance? More Like DELICIOUS Compliance! Happy Dead Nazi Day!

 

Raiden vs. Jesse Watters: Who Ad Libs Gibberish Better?

 

I Finally Found It: the Reason Jules from Pulp Fiction Doesn't Eat Pork

 

Mr. Rogers vs. Kai Trump: A Tall Task Ahead

 

Royce White: If the Klan Hood Fits, Wear It

 

Enes Kanter Freedom: A Bigger Danger to Women Than Transgender People Will Ever Be

 

Jeremy Boreing: Very Fitting Last Name Considering the Content The Daily Wire Puts Out

 

Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic

 

George Santos Has a Bridge to Sell You...and You're Probably Dumb Enough to Buy It!

 

Barney Gumble from The Simpsons vs. Bernie Marcus, the CEO of Home Depot (Rest in Piss, You Lazy Motherfucker!)

 

John Wayne Gacy: Did You Ever Think You'd See the Day When He Had the Moral High Ground?

 

Zohran Mamdani for President! It's the 2020's! Anything Can Happen!

 

Sophie Cunningham: Like a Basketball Match with Trans Athletes Playing in It, She's Fair Game

Cybertruck: The Only Vehicle That Will Get You a DUI Even Though You're Sober

 

Tabitha Speaks Politics vs. Iggy Pop: "Lust for Life" Could Have Been the Title of an Anti-Abortion Song

 

Tiffany Justice (Moms For Liberty) X Ronald Pergman (Big Sky): Bonding Over Common Ground

 

Pee-Wee Herman (Rest in Peace) vs. Tina Descovich, Founder of Mommies For Lubrication, I Mean, Moms For Liberty

 

Tom MacDonald Had a Pharm

 

Nate Silver vs. Donald Trump a.k.a. the REAL King of Wishful Thinking, Not Go West

 

Randal Graves from Clerks vs. Lindsey Graham, Whose Last Name Should Also Be Graves, Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink (Rest in Piss, Loser)