Showing posts with label Folk Rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Folk Rock. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

My Name Is Starship Cobain

VERSE 1

My name is Starship Cobain and I’m from Washington State

The capitalist kiss of death is something I fucking hate

Lost my job at the Amazon warehouse, tossed out like trash

Now I live check-to-check by slaving away for Door Dash

I can deal with my pain with a roll of medical Mary-Jane

I’d smoke that shit regardless of what the lawmakers say

It’s as legal as whoring yourself out in the city of Las Vegas

Until the feds catch you with your pants down playing Sega


VERSE 2

My name is Starship Cobain and I’m from Port Orchard

They should really think about changing the name to Poor Tortured

Everybody’s got a truck and they all voted for Trump

They got the bumper stickers to prove it and the sense of a tree stump

Everybody’s transmission sounds like a smoker’s cough

If you turned it up to eleven and exploded their heads off

Not much to do here but sit in line at the Burger King

And order a hundred whoppers with a tank of onion rings


VERSE 3

My name is Starship Cobain, let’s all go to Seattle

And pray we don’t get caught up in a gangster gun battle

All I want out of this city is a show with Pop Evil

Fuck around in the mosh pit with some drunk ass people

I miss the days of Nirvana and that whole damn scene

A generation depressed when Kurt blew his head off clean

There were many imitators, but none of them could compare

To the gravelly voice that made your hair stand in the air


VERSE 4

My name is Starship Cobain, what does that even mean?

Hell if I know, it probably came to me in a dream

Or maybe it was chosen by my schizophrenic voices

Because from here on out, they’ll always make my choices

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Eat My Beef


VERSE 1
I had a lunch date with Ronald
We ate just like The Donald
And then he whipped it out and said
“EAT MY BEEF!”

VERSE 2
We had some chicken nuggets
And then we said, “Fuck it!”
The Colonel from Kentucky can
EAT MY BEEF!

VERSE 3
We ate some salty fries
And then some salty guys
Tried to shame us, but we told them to
“EAT MY BEEF!”

VERSE 4
We drank a lot of Coke
Until we almost choked
My cholesterol’s a joke, so
EAT MY BEEF!

VERSE 5
We slid into the ball pit
Even though we didn’t fit
If you really give a shit, then
EAT MY BEEF!

VERSE 6
I say fuck the heart attacks
We need a fucking snack
We’re addicted like crack, so
EAT MY BEEF!