Randal Graves from Clerks vs. Lindsey Graham, Whose Last Name Should Also Be Graves, Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink (Rest in Piss, Loser)

 

The Shield: David Aceveda vs. Juan Lozano a.k.a. the Award-Winning Meteorologist

 

David Bowie vs. Larry Elder a.k.a. the Guy Who Lost Like a Bitch to Gavin Newsom

 

Tiffany Smiley: Ironic Last Name For Someone Who Shouldn't Smile in Defeat

 

Mike Johnson: Speaker of the (Nut) House

 

David Aceveda from The Shield: Captain of The Barn, Which Is Full of Pigs

 

Jesse Young: Another Right-Wing Loser from Washington State

 

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 

Ronald Reagan: Dead For Decades, But Reaganomics Are Still Alive, Unfortunately

 

George W. Bush: a War Criminal Who's Somehow Not as Bad as Trump

 

Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune vs. Former Vice President Dick Cheney (Rest in Piss, War Criminal)

 

Ted Cruz Will Lose

 

Glitch McConnell, I Mean, Moscow Mitch, I Mean, Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle, I Mean...Fuck It!

 

Roy Moore Should Be No More

 

This one's obviously more serious than the others I've drawn. Darker, too.

Sgt. Emil Foley from "An Officer and a Gentleman" vs. JD Vance, an Officer Who's Anything But a Gentleman (Rest in Peace, Louis Gossett, Jr.)

 

Lori Chavez-DeRemer: Rated R for Republican

 

Marco Rubio: "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"

 

Glenn Jacobs, formerly known as Kane in WWE, currently known as the scourge of Knox County

 

Lyle Shelton: Irony Personified

 

Vladimir Putin, Chancellor of Russia