In "Dungeon of Love", a Vote for Tracey Clyde Is a Vote for Shooting Yourself in the Foot

 

Well, Shit...I Forgot to Upload This Yesterday! I Must Have Kentucky Fried Brain Again!

 

Royce White: If the Klan Hood Fits, Wear It

 

Giorgia Meloni: Because the Italian Government Has No Jurisdiction Over American Crimes

 

Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic

 

George Santos Has a Bridge to Sell You...and You're Probably Dumb Enough to Buy It!

 

John Wayne Gacy: Did You Ever Think You'd See the Day When He Had the Moral High Ground?

 

Quine Roseman, Edge Lord Comedian from "When They Go Low, Punch Lower" (What the Fuck Is a Chicagofornian?)

 

Randal Graves from Clerks vs. Lindsey Graham, Whose Last Name Should Also Be Graves, Hint, Hint, Wink, Wink (Rest in Piss, Loser)

 

The Shield: David Aceveda vs. Juan Lozano a.k.a. the Award-Winning Meteorologist

 

David Bowie vs. Larry Elder a.k.a. the Guy Who Lost Like a Bitch to Gavin Newsom

 

Tiffany Smiley: Ironic Last Name For Someone Who Shouldn't Smile in Defeat

 

Mike Johnson: Speaker of the (Nut) House

 

David Aceveda from The Shield: Captain of The Barn, Which Is Full of Pigs

 

Jesse Young: Another Right-Wing Loser from Washington State

 

Barack Obama: A MUCH Better President Than Donald Trump Could Dream of Being

 

Ronald Reagan: Dead For Decades, But Reaganomics Are Still Alive, Unfortunately

 

George W. Bush: a War Criminal Who's Somehow Not as Bad as Trump

 

Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune vs. Former Vice President Dick Cheney (Rest in Piss, War Criminal)

 

Ted Cruz Will Lose