Bray Wyatt (R.I.P.) vs. Shawn Michaels: Schrodinger's Wrestler

 

Clare Easdown vs. Marcus DiPaola: The World Is Crazy Enough as It Is

 

Caitlin Clark vs. Gregg Doyel: a Gen Z Girl Being Hit On By a Million-Year-Old Dinosaur

 

Brutus Rager, Pro-Wrestler Turned Dirt Sheet Journalist from "Seven Star Reads"

 

Becky Lynch vs. Brad Shepard a.k.a. Mr. "Piss Flippers"

 

Dave Meltzer vs. Seth Rollins

 

Carlos Maza vs. Steven Crowder