Hey, Teacher Therapy: Get Over It!

 

Max the Tuxedo Kitty and Lucy the Chiweenie: Even Lovebugs Hate Authoritarianism

 

Gal Gadot Will Steal Your Heart, Especially If You're Palestinian and She's Using a Combat Knife to Get It Out

 

Macklemore: Being Hated by Israel Is a Badge of Honor

 

Corpsefire Doesn't Need Smiting, He Needs Dayquil

 

David Draiman Doesn't Know What Anti-Semitism Is, So Someone Should Explain It to Him...Slowly

 

Jeremy Boreing: Very Fitting Last Name Considering the Content The Daily Wire Puts Out

 

Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World 2 vs. John Fetterman a.k.a. the Knife in the Back of Liberal Voters

 

Jerry Seinfeld: Living Proof That Not All Dinosaurs Were Wiped Out

 

Hadag Nahash X Sigmund Freud: Unwanted, But Necessary Relationship Advice

 

Brian McGinnis vs. Tim Sheehy: "NOBODY WANTS TO FIGHT FOR ISRAEL!"

 

Mac Lethal (Pass the Ammo) vs. Laura Loomer (Pass the Gas)

 

The Friars Club

 

Yes, I know the Friars Club is defunct now, but if they ever get revived, Benny boy would make a hell of a roasting victim. He loves being the victim. It's not second nature to him. It's first!

Ms. Rachel, Sweetheart of the Year

 

Mayim Bialik

 

Stanzi Potenza vs. Gun Waifu

 

Roger Waters from Pink Floyd

 

Mika's Rhetoric vs. Ethan Klein

 

Liora Rez, Israel's Favorite Butt Kisser

 

David Draiman from Disturbed