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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Barney Gumble from The Simpsons vs. Bernie Marcus, the CEO of Home Depot (Rest in Piss, You Lazy Motherfucker!)

 


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Labels: 20th Century Fox, Barney Gumble, Bernie Marcus, Capitalist, Cartoon, CEO, Comedy, Conservative, Disney, Donald Trump, Drunk, Gracie Films, Home Depot, MAGA, Matt Groening, Monorail, Republican, Right-Wing, The Simpsons, Zionist
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