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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Dinesh D'Souza (Drawing on My Birthday? Hell Yeah I Am!)

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 11:22 AM No comments:
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Labels: Bootlicker, Brown Guy, Butt Kisser, Cartoon, Comedy, Conservative, Dinesh D'Souza, Donald Trump, Drawing, Glasses, Indian, Internalized Bigotry, J.G. Wentworth, MAGA, Republican, Right-Wing, Satire, Sellout, Sucking Up, Suit and Tie

Monday, April 13, 2026

Simon Cowell vs. J.G. Wentworth: a Ratings Draw vs. a Blood Draw

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:15 PM No comments:
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Labels: American Idol, Annoying, Commercials, Critic, Denmark, England, Fat Guy, J.G. Wentworth, Judge, Legal Funds, Mediocrity, Music, Opera, Satire, Settlement, Simon Cowell, Singing, Television, Viking, X Factor
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