Thursday, January 1, 2026
Bleecker Bob clerk from Seinfeld vs. Samantha Fulnecky
BLEECKER BOB: I’ll give you five bucks.
KRAMER AND NEWMAN: Five bucks?!
NEWMAN: You know how much that essay is worth?
BLEECKER BOB: I do. Five dollars.
NEWMAN: That essay is worth more than five dollars!
KRAMER: He’s gypping us!
NEWMAN: You’re gypping us!
BLEECKER BOB: Well, what do you got here, she used the Bible
as a credible source, didn’t even site the scriptures in it, and she can’t
write worth a damn, now come on!
KRAMER: Hey, hey, hey, Samantha Fulnecky has a cult
following.
NEWMAN: They follow her everywhere like a cult.
KRAMER: She can’t even walk down the street in Oklahoma.
BLEECKER BOB: Well, that’s her problem. If you don’t like
it, too bad.
KRAMER: I don’t like it.
NEWMAN: I don’t like it.
BLEECKER BOB: Well, then get the hell out of my store. You
bring me some good writing, and I’ll give you some money.
KRAMER: Alright, we’ll be back, Jack.
NEWMAN: Alright, we’ll be back, Jack!
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