Showing posts with label Bathos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bathos. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2


MOVIE TITLE: Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
DIRECTOR: James Gunn
YEAR: 2017
GENRE: Superhero Film
RATING: PG-13 for sci-fi violence and crass humor
GRADE: Pass

The Guardians of the Galaxy, led by Peter Quill, are on the run from bounty hunters yet again after raccoon teammate Rocket steals high energy batteries from the Sovereign race. The golden aliens go so far as to hire Quill’s adoptive father Yondu and his ravager mercenaries to recapture them. The Guardians’ only saving grace comes when Quill’s real father, a celestial god named Ego, rescues them and brings them back to his psychologically crafted home planet. The more time Quill spends with Ego, the more his father’s darkest secrets bubble to the surface and the more danger his crew is in.

When I write this review, I don’t want any of you to think that I’m crapping all over the humorous aspects of this movie. They serve their purpose and are easily the most entertaining part of the movie aside from the violence and the emotional aspects near the end. Having said that, they’re a double edged sword. On the positive side, you’ve got Rocket’s raunchy dialogue, Drax’s socially awkward behavior, Quill’s pop culture references, and Baby Groot’s naïve attitude towards everything. I especially enjoyed what the director has done with the unfortunately named Taserface, whose self-chosen moniker has become the butt end of everyone’s crass insults. And then there’s also Rocket’s dismantling of Yondu’s army in the forest with his gadgets and traps. Rocket is easily the funniest character in the whole movie, bottom line, end of story.

But with every double edged sword, there are negatives to the positives. Marvel movies in particular get this criticism a lot, but nothing seems to change. While humor in and of itself is a major boost to any movie script, there are times when the casual jokes take away from the emotionally charged parts of the film. This descent from emotional highs is called bathos, an antonym for exalted. I would have loved to see some tearjerkers between Quill and Ego, Gamora and her vengeful sister Nebula, and Drax and the empathetic mantis named…well…Mantis. But alas, being funny was more important to the director than being emotionally invested. It must be a guy thing. The only real emotional connection the audience can feel with the movie is in the movie’s conclusion, which I won’t spoil save for that one tidbit. Something needs to change, Marvel. I hope you’re listening.

But don’t let this mild descent into bathos distract from the idea of this movie being entertaining from beginning to end. If you like hardcore sci-fi violence, you’ll certainly get plenty of that. If you like a well-crafted story with quirky characters and occasional lovey-dovey aspects, this movie has that in spades. If you like wild imagination with your sci-fi stories, and really, who doesn’t, buckle up for the ride. For all intents and purposes, this is a damn good movie that deserved to draw in all the money it did. You know that Futurama meme with Fry holding up a wad of cash and yelling, “Shut up and take my money!” That’s the attitude you should have with this movie. A passing grade will go to this fine piece of cinema!

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Ripping the Piss


VERSE 1
Take a beautiful song, turn it into a joke
Every loving lyric burned into smoke
The message is gone, now only bathos
The singer is dead, now only pathos
Satire has been placed in the wrong hands
Out of the control of your favorite bands
Come on, everybody, let’s point and laugh
Only later will we worry about the aftermath

CHORUS
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
Your ignorance is far from bliss!
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
Turn it up! Turn it up, bitch!

VERSE 2
Take a beautiful love, turn it into porn
Make them wish they were never born
Into a world where nothing is sacred
Into a world for adults who are jaded
Sex and violence, all one in the same
You’re the biggest jackass in the game
Your so-called comedy is fucking lame
Your writing staff has no fucking brains

EXTENDED CHORUS
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
Your ignorance is far from bliss!
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
Turn it up! Turn it up, bitch!
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
Motherfucking swing and a miss!
Oh-oh-oh! Ripping the piss!
I hope it’s worth all the shit!

VERSE 3
Take a beautiful woman, reduce her to tears
Take a handsome man, drown him in beers
Take a sweet little baby, laugh at his fears
Take a broken teenager, whom nobody hears
Take an elderly grandma, steal her checks
Take a dying grandpa, lethally inject
Nobody’s laughing except for you, buddy
Enjoy their trips to a grave so muddy

FINAL BRIDGE
Ripping the piss! Ripping the piss!
Covered in shit! Covered in shit!
Look what you did! Look what you did!
Taking our sorrows and ripping the piss!

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Bathos

VERSE 1
Whenever two people fall head over heels
You tear them apart like a canine meal
Laugh at their love and all of the above
Counter the cheese with your brand of sleaze
Ain’t nothing funny about human emotions
Not every scene needs tissues and lotion
Shut the fuck up and leave them alone
If you can’t take the heat, go the fuck home

CHORUS 1
Bathos! Bathos!
Killing the mood with crass behavior
Bathos! Bathos!
Shut your mouth or meet your maker
Bathos! Bathos!
Bathos! Bathos!

VERSE 2
Whenever some guy wants to shiver and cry
You encourage his wishes to want to die
You drain every tear from his red puffy eyes
With every sick joke about his ass and thighs
Or maybe it’s about the color of his skin
Maybe it’s about the church’s so-called sins
Maybe it’s the fact that he lost his loved ones
Maybe you’re just a giggly ass dumb fuck

CHORUS 1
Bathos! Bathos!
Killing the mood with crass behavior
Bathos! Bathos!
Shut your mouth or meet your maker
Bathos! Bathos!
Bathos! Bathos!

BRIDGE
Alternative facts, alternative right
Alternative wife, alternative white
Alternative comedy, alternative rock
Alternative reality, what a fucking crock!

VERSE 3
If this is comedy, get your ass off the stage
You’re no George Carlin, no fucking sage
If this is music, I’m deaf to your tunes
You’re like a pop star gagging on a silver spoon
If this is news, you can’t be trusted
If this is corruption, you’re goddamn busted
If this is satire, you’re a goddamn liar
If this is your stage, let’s set it on fire

CHORUS 2
Bathos! Bathos!
See you later, you disgusting hater
Bathos! Bathos!
In a while, you necrophile
Bathos! Bathos!

Bathos! Bathos!