A&W Root Beer vs. a Grumpy Old Man: His Name is Definitely Not Pronounced "doo-MAHS"

 

Piper (my cat) vs. Charlotte Flair (WWE): Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Fairest of Them All?

 

Tori the Alpha Female: Take Your Red Pills and Shove Them Up Your Asses Like Suppositories

 

Skillset Puts the MAGA in Magazine! HOO-RAH! MAN SHIT!

 

Lorena Bobbitt vs. Cornell University: You Put a Knife in Our Backs, We'll Put a Knife Somewhere Else on Your Body

 

Bret "The Hitman" Hart: Never Pulls Punches Except When He's Wrestling

 

Robert Pantelli (Terminator 2) vs. Oliver North (NRA): Unlikely Opponents, But Opponents No Less, Because I'm the Matchmaker, Damn It