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Tuesday, August 18, 2026

A Hairdresser vs. Garrison's Autism: You Can't Spell Hairdresser without the Letters HR

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 4:24 PM No comments:
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Labels: Autism, Boring, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Debra Winter, Garrison Kelly, Haircut, Hairdresser, Human Resources, Humor, Keegan Day, Mitch McLeod, Neurodivergent, Novella, Occupy Wrestling, Satire, Small Talk, Urban Fantasy, Wrestling

Andrew Dice Clay: a Tool Answering a Jeopardy Question About Other Tools

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 1:39 PM No comments:
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Labels: #MeToo, Alex Trebek, Andrew Dice Clay, Bigotry, Caricature, Cartoon, Cigarette, Comedian, Comedy, Family Feud, Game Show, Homophobia, Humor, Jeopardy, Ken Jennings, Leather Jacket, Racism, Richard Dawson, Satire, Sexism

Butthole Surfers vs. Ray Rice: It's Important to Get Even the Minor Details Right

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 10:41 AM No comments:
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Labels: 1990's, Alternative Rock, Baltimore Ravens, Bullhorn, Butthole Surfers, Caricature, Cartoon, Comedy, Football, Humor, Megaphone, Microphone, New Jersey, NFL, Pepper, Psychedelic Rock, Ray Rice, Satire, Sports, Wife Beating

Monday, August 17, 2026

Arianna Brandolini: Psychologist by Day, HR Staff by Night

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 2:34 PM No comments:
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Labels: Arianna Brandolini, Better Help, Breakup, Cartoon, ChatGPT, Comedy, Corporate, Friendship, Hello Fresh, Human Resources, Humor, MAHA, Mockery, Pink Slip, Psychologist, Relationship, Robot, Satire, Therapist, TikTok

Nature Is Overrated and I Will Die on That Hill...which Happens to Be Part of a Nature Trail

 


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Labels: Cartoon, CJ Box, Comedy, Creek, Dirt, Grass, Isolation, Joe Pickett, Kidnappers, Nate Romanowski, Nature, River, Rocks, Satire, Seclusion, Serial Killers, Solitary Confinement, Tree, Water, Wildlife

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Thank You, Deb Krishnadasan, for Kicking Michelle Caldier's Ass on Election Day, Yours Truly, Garrison the Autistic Schizophrenic

 


Posted by Garrison Kelly at 9:00 PM No comments:
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Labels: Autistic, Blue State, Cartoon, Comedy, Deb Krishnadasan, Democrat, Garrison Haines-Temons, Humor, Michelle Caldier, Neurodivergent, Nonfiction, Politician, Republican, Schizophrenic, Senator, Social Awkwardness, Vote, Washington State

Stand Your Ground, Warrior...and Prepare for the CATACLYSM OF AGONY! (LOL)

 


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Labels: Anime, Armor, Bard, Cartoon, Cataclysm, Comedy, Dragon Ball Z, Dungeons and Dragons, Edge Lord, Fantasy, Lightning, Magic, Medieval, Orc, Rookie, Satire, Science Fiction, Sorcerer, Teenager, Wizard
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