Here’s a million bucks, go fuck your friends
Here’s a million more, put their lives to an end
Here’s another thousand, sell out your country
Who cares where it comes from? It’s just money
It’s an ultimatum of the very worst kind
A mediocre life is about all you can find
Maybe homelessness is what you’ll get
All my CEO friends have a running bet
Here’s a million bucks, look into the camera
Here’s a million more, sell out your grandma
Here’s another thousand, sell out your minority
Money talks and it’s your only authority
We can buy celebrities for pennies on the dollar
Buy politicians and make them hoot and holler
Buy the police and give them palms full of grease
Buy, buy, buy, it’s an addiction and disease
Here’s a million bucks, don’t give it to the poor
Here’s a million more, don’t shop at little stores
Here’s another thousand, give it all to charity
Tax loopholes are written with such clarity
Ever hear about The Man Who Sold the World?
He gave it to us for the price of diamonds and pearls
We’ve got whole countries sucking our dicks
They come to us when they need a cabinet pick
Here’s a million bucks, go buy the universe
Here’s a million more, go empty your purse
Here’s another thousand, bring aliens to their knees
Business is booming, we buy debts and fees
Whoever said money is the root of all evil
Isn’t hanging out with all the right people
It’s a big ass club only a select few can join
If you’ve got the power, we’ve got the coin
But the younger generation already knows
We’re full of shit and it certainly shows
But what can they do about the world burning?
Oh yeah, our failures are what they’re learning
