Showing posts with label Men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Men. Show all posts

Friday, March 17, 2023

Barbarian Tears

When the demon inside reaches postmortem status

When the time comes to lay down your blood-soaked axes

When your war cry to the heavens is only a whimper

When your tree-trunk legs get limper and limper


Let the river of salt flow freely from your eyes

Let your inner war hammer crush Manosphere lies

Let your war-torn soul cycle through the emotions

So you don’t live day to day going through the motions


There’s nothing wrong with crying, regardless of gender

When you’ve spent so long being the strongest protector

When your deadliest attackers pass the gates of hell

When the smell of death leaves you nauseous and unwell


There’s no such thing as never-ending strength

There’s no such thing as a limited time length

When the burden you carry lives on forever

Unleash the thunderstorms and waterfall weather


The monsters and tyrants will laugh as much as they want

Even they have empty souls behind the violence they flaunt

Someday they will learn what vulnerability means

Even if their abusers never passed on those genes


Nobody leaves this life without a festering wound

That eats away at the flesh before they enter the tomb

That eats away at the mind like disease-carrying rats

The scars never get better, they only grow fat


Don’t take your pain to the other side of life

Don’t bottle the trauma that cuts like a knife

Your tears will grow the most beautiful plants

Leave behind a greener world when others can’t


You won’t be remembered as a laughing stock jester

But they’ll be remembered as angel molesters

You’ll be treated like a god for generations to come

Leave a legacy of love with your trail of blood

Monday, January 20, 2020

Dude Bros


VERSE 1
Dude Bros are pretty, Dude Bros are good
Seems that all they’ve ever wanted was a Monster
Chads are having hot sex, just like they should
Seems that all the Single Pringles need a martyr

CHORUS 1
This is a call to all the pickup tuckers
And cheerleader fuckers
This is a call to all the rap metal bangers
And crystal meth takers

VERSE 2
Kyles are pretty, Kyles are cool
Seems that all they ever wanted was some Death Punch
Karens are like Kyles, but they’re just old school
They say, “Let me speak to your manager” way too much

CHORUS 2
This is a call to all the valor thieves
“Freedom is not free!”
This is a call to all the armchair quarterbacks
“Alternative facts!”

VERSE 3
Kevins are pretty, Kevins are loud
Seems that all they ever wanted was a handgun
Landons are rich kids, Landons are proud
Egos are so big, they think they’ll get a fandom

CHORUS 3
This is a call to all the manly tough guys
Draft dodgers in disguise
This is a call to all the MMA wing nuts
Tapped out to a paper cut
This is a call to all the mansplainers
Whiny complainers
This is a call to all the Dudely Dude Bros
And their bigoted prose

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Objectified


The only chicks you like are working at strip bars
The only dudes you like are driving all the fast cars
The only kids you like are trapped inside the cages
The only grandmas you like are all so fucking ageist
The only fat guys like you like are six feet underground
The only fit chicks you like weigh less than sixty pounds
The only crazies you like are Manic Pixie Dream Girls
The only sickos you like are the ones who don’t hurl
The only celebrities you like are ones you masturbate to
The only politicians you like are ones who shit on Me Too
The only workers you like are the ones who lick your boots
The only laborers you like are the ones who pick your fruit
The only athletes you like are the ones who’re undefeated
The only students you like are the ones who have succeeded
The only teachers you like are picking quotes from the bible
The only cops you like are so good at committing libel
The only judges you like are the ones who say the N-word
The only gunners you like are the ones who collect dead birds
The only soldiers you like are the ones in Arnold movies
The only SJW’s you like are the ones who are worth suing
Objectified, electrified, open your asshole wide
As long as they tickle your fancy, you’re always on their side
But one day when you need your very best friends the most
They’ll leave you to die and haunt this world as a wayward ghost

Sunday, August 12, 2018

All Men Must Die


VERSE 1
You’re touching and feeling
He’s sexually appealing
All of his no’s are final
Still he feels suicidal

CHORUS
In your heart
All men must
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
You don’t care!
Don’t you dare!

VERSE 2
Tell him to man up
As you grab nuts
He must like it
He doesn’t fight it

CHORUS
In your heart
All men must
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
You don’t care!
Don’t you dare!

BRIDGE
Police report
Been here before
Choose to ignore
Ass out the door
Fall on the floor
Get ready for more
See what’s in store
For the man whore

VERSE 3
Back the fuck up
You media suck up
Stick your microphone
Where the sun never shone
He wants revenge
He wants to defend
He wants your head
He wants you dead

CHORUS
In your heart
All men must
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
D-D-D-D-Die!
You don’t care!
Don’t you dare!