The whole world is watching whenever you’re botching
A million TV’s tune in
Whenever you shower, their dicks become towers
Tissues flushed into the sewage
Whenever you slide and you land on your hide
They laugh just like a demon
Whenever you stutter and melt into butter
The power dynamic is uneven
When you ask her out and you’re crippled by doubt
The comedy starts to punch down
When your ass gets fired for being too tired
You become their favorite punk clown
When you leave the bar and then you crash your car
The comedy turns into tragedy
When you rot in jail from your epic fail
It’s time to end the pageantry
When you take your last breath and teeter on death
The shock pads wake you up
When they set you free for the world to see
They grab their popcorn and soda cup
When you leave them hanging, their big heads are banging
Against a fucking brick wall
When you’re born for laughs and government graphs
You don’t have permission to bawl
When you’re born this way, at the end of the day
It was God who made the mistake
When death’s a solution in this institution
It’s your only shot at a coffee break
The whole world is watching whenever you’re dodging
The spotlight in the sky
The whole world hates you, they always debate you
Brain tells you to say goodbye
